Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.
Toss this one in the no shit pile: No one knows who the standard bearer for the Republican Party is. Though 13% say Rush Limbaugh which makes me sad. (USA Today)
New website idea: douchebags in MMA shirts (.com). (Rear Naked Joke)
Outtakes from Dwight Howards Vitamin Water commercial (NESW Sports)
China Jack Toasts to Game 7 of the Stanley Cup. (PSaMP)
Tonight is CCs night. Yankees fans better ask somebody. (Josh Q. Public)
A fan runs onto the field at Chase to hug Chris Young. Doesn’t she know he sucks? Why would she hug a dude that sucks? (Sports Rubbish)
Brian Vicker makes a pit stop in Times Square. (TPS)
The video of the day*: Yesterday we had the closing credits to the Super Mario Bros Live Action Show. Today we have the opening credits. Luigi is a sad, sad man.
After the jump: a map of the United States with each state represented by the map of a country of equal size. Haha, CRM lives in Camaroon. Loser. If you want the legend, click here.
*By the way, if you’d like to have it called the MLJ Video of the Day Brought to you by [Commenter's Name], the donation key is down there to the right. [Points]
(h/t Strange Maps)
top pic courtesy someecards
is it hard to ask for funny videos of the day?
oh and i cant wait until limbaugh chokes on his own vomit. he is a joke
I don’t come down to the ditch you dig and tell you how to use a shovel do I?
Congratulations mrejr. Thought you were unemployed.
hey the world needs ditch diggers…unfunny videos of the day though is something the world can live without
You know, it’s easier to dig a ditch if you put your portable computer down. Just sayin…
look at this fucking clown http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uF9bg9YdNI
what a fuckin midget. He is a FoxNews business correspondent as well. hahahahahah
I thought you said his ip address was from the library.
im the supervisor of the ditch diggin crew. i just point and say “right here boys.” and then i spit and go get on my portable puter
Oooohhh, sorry mrejr. What we were looking for was:
“I’m unemployed Hef, but thanks for reminding me that the unemployment rate is at it’s highest in years and I’ll have an increasingly difficult time supporting myself. Thanks. Thanks.”
i was gonna go with “finding a job is difficult. looks like i might have to resort to something with no honor….blogging”
speaking of which hef do you want me to write a ufc 99 preview?
Uh…CRM’s toes are still sore from the last time you stepped on them.
/I’ll get back to you
you mean the last time i knocked the ball out of the park and surprised everyone with my superb writing skills?
You say tomato I say…I don’t know how to finish that sentence.
Wasn’t your typo the source of the “goof jorb pki” meme?
goid jorx peris
not everyone can be the bill shakespear of commenting like you paris!
/runs away crying cranks new found glory’s smoke on the water
Yeah, you really nailed the Machida fight. Evans is still sleeping.
i didnt know writing a preview meant having to get every prediciton correct…
All of our predictions around here are always correct–including this one.
It wasn’t that you had to correctly predict, it was that you said you didn’t know anything about Machida which strikes me as a little strange for someone following the UFC. I can see not knowing anything about someone like Shane Corwin, who is awesome btw, but The Dragon?
i just didnt follow any of his fights. i could have said he was gonna lose because he sucks but i didnt i readily told you that i didnt know anything about him.