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Some monster in Maine burned down a topless coffee shop. Is nothing sacred? (CNN)
Video: Answering Dodger trivia while riding a roller coaster. (NESW Sports)
NFL headlines to ponder until training camps open up. (Fansided)
Braves making moves to ensure their shot at a chance at winning the fraudtastic NL East. (Sharapova’s Thigh)
Friend of the site hires a new writer and has him analyze Stephen Strasburg’s future contracts. Now he just has to teach him how to rhyme. (Josh Q. Public)
Brett Favre has shoulder surgery. Return not assured. (The Viking Age)
Massive Brawl breaks out at minor league lacrosse game. (Total Pro Sports)
John Lester retired the first 19 Rangers he saw this weekend. Your move, Cancer. (Josh Q. Public)
Looks like there is at least one team interested in Vince Young. Problem is, it’s not in the United States. (No Guts No Glory)
The video of the day: we know what’s gonna happen. It’s only a matter of time. But oh yes, that shit is gonna happen. Fall!
After the jump, this question was sent into an advice column at Boston.com. But because of the graphic nature of the question, they changed the sex act being referred to as “grilled cheese.” Any guesses?
either an turkish knapsack or cincinnati bowtie.
There’s this test of manhood where supposedly a cobra is placed in a glass cage and you have to place your hand on top of the box and hold it there even as it strikes. You’re not allowed to flinch or else you fail the test. Even brave men supposedly fail.
That polar bear gif just reminded me of that.
Rusty Trombone?
This guy is obviously retarded, so it’s not a stretch that he’d need help making a sandwich, and his GF sounds like a bitch, so it’s also no stretch that she’d refuse to help. Combine that with the fact that nothing really beats a good grilled cheese sandwich, and it becomes clear that it’s not a euphemism at all. This dude just wants a grilled cheese. I don’t think that’s too much to ask.
It’s gotta be a beej right? Because just like a beej, it’s almost impossible to get a bad grilled cheese sandwich?
/unless they’re both burnt right?
I want a grilled cheese sandwich. My dad tells me my mom knows how to make a mean grilled cheese sandwich. I don’t know about that. My wife is pretty good though. She hasn’t made me that many grilled cheese sandwiches lately. She is always busy with the kid and I certainly can’t make my own.
/I’m hungry
cleveland steamer?
I wouldn’t want to know if my mom made good grilled cheese sandwiches.
I’d say beej too. You’re in serious trouble if you’re lady stops blowin’ ya before you get married.
i really want to make a “i concur with your dad, your mom does make the best grilled cheese sandwich ever.” joke but i dont want to cross the line
I believe that this is a sign of the apocalypse.
yeah, i beleive that is a red flag.
I have to disagree with Hef’s contention that it’s impossible to get a bad grilled cheese sandwich. I can think of two off the top of my head.
1. You’re in prison and your cell mate has some bread, cheese, and a skillet.
2. He wears braces.
I said almost impossible. But +1 anyway for the funny comment.
I shan’t be graded on my skillz de comprehend. But I will accept your +1 nonetheless.
I got a wicked Beej yesterday. It was mindblowing. My girl just loves to suck me.
On a Grilled Cheese note. I got high last week and make a grilled cheese with 2 pieces of American some Tyson’s steak and blue cheese. It was a mouth rape.
Tampa Bo doesn’t always drink beer. But when he does, he prefers Dos Equis.
ive had more bad beej’s than bad grilled cheese sandwiches.
Ive had a beej while eating a grilled cheese sandwich.
im proud of you, son.
a helicopter went down in the buffalo river here in arkansas last friday looking for weed plants. what the fuck were they looking for in june? don’t they know harvest isn’t until late sept. or october? fucking idiots. your tax dollars hard at work.
Ark- They need to be looking for Meth Plants.
who the fuck grows outside anymore? hydroponics is where it’s at…giant grow rooms with low-sodium light, fertilization schedules and constant care and safety.
agreed. the area that they are in is pretty remote, lot’s of old timers around there that have been doing it for years. probably just don’t want to change. they can grow the fire, i’ll give them that. harvest parties fucking rock.