Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.
Vijay Singh (well known cheater) offered to pay another cheater’s bail. (Good friend of MLJ Darren Rovell)
This Celtics fan is really pleased with last night’s draft. (Josh Q. Public)
Apparently, Steve Nash asked for Shaq to be traded. (Fanhouse)
Ocho Cinco compares MJ’s death to 9/11. Immediately apologizes. (Sports Rubbish)
10 great shots from tennis history. (Epic Carnival)
How to Choose the Right Cologne for Your Lifestyle (Esquire – although I’m pissed that Drakkar Noir is nowhere to be found)
Climax faces in MS Paint form (Something Awful)
The video of the day today: Clown has taken this MJ thing really hard and I don’t care as much so I compromised and used Thriller–the Indian version.
After the jump, a flow chart depicting the gay marriage debate with amazing accuracy.
That cologne link sucks. What about something for the man who enjoys his weed and gin and juice? Something to accentuate his white socks, with his all blue Chucks. And for all the bitches I might take home, I need something to go with my Johnson’s Baby Powder.
They should find something that matches up well with Gold Bond (to prevent sweating in my nether regions). Feels like a million miniature elves gently massaging my groin.
Nobody wants to know any of this.
You know, you can donate money to dictate the content.
If it were only that easy…
What does 10 bucks get me?
Well that’s better than some places I’ve heard of where you get bitched at in the comments by the writer or editor or whatever for not emailing them links.
That .gif rules
How much for another weed post?
You and Clown are really hard up about this death, aren’t you?
I’m sadder about Farrah. I made so many drain babies to her poster.
Where’s my Ed McMahon tribue dammit!?!?!?
Hiyooooooooooooooooo!!!!
We grew up on that shit. Im sure when Simon and Garfunkel die you will be just as sad.
Clown is older than I am.
And whiter.
Isnt Garfunkel already dead?
To clarify, I was referring to your description of Gold Bond, not the content of the post. Are you saying that I can dictate who comments if I donate?
Just remember that abortion with Paul McCartney and it will lesson the pain a little bit.
Yeah, but Paul Simon just tours with Jemaine instead, and nobody knows the difference.
For $100 I will ban the commenter of your choice for 1 week.
did you even fucking read that article calling him a cheater?
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME…THE DUDE WHO ACCUSED HIM WAS RACIST. HE HATED VIJAY BECAUSE HE’S FIJIAN. VIJAY DID NOT CHEAT AND THAT IS BULLSHIT.
his thing with stanford is a little creepy tho.
nothing about kenny perry raping that course yesterday spencer? i didn’t even know or see anything about it until i just saw the scores. everyone here was sucking tag ridings dick for getting a hole in one.
There’s no point in reasoning with Clown. He still brings up the erroneous report about Ike Davis harassing a female reporter long after it was debunked. What an asshole, right?
61 is insane…but 100 guys shot under par at that fag course. they should just rename all TPC courses “McDonalds Golf Course…over 1,000,000 birdies scored.”
I thought his name was Vijay?
So it was alledged back in 1985? Am I missing something? Did he cheat or not? Can’t you prove some shit like that? Also, Fiji water is good.
the accuser was the son of a high ranking Indonesian PGA tour official. he was banned from the asian tour rather than DQ’d like he should’ve been and wasn’t even given a chance to explain himself. there was NO proof and the ban was levied down stupid fast.
fuck indonesia.
yeah, really all i saw was the 61, then i scrolled down and started seeing the 64’s and 66’s and figured something was up. 61 is a fucking rape either way, but i see what you are saying.
mofo had a shot at 59 too…until he parred the last two holes like a chump. CHUMP.
/id probably break 90 at that course…it’s really short
Well then yeah, fuck Indonesia.