I will be the first person in the world to tell you that writing a post about what Google search terms lead a person to your site is cheap and easy. Having said that, you guys totally have to see what Google search terms are leading people to our site!
You know what? I have a better idea. Would everyone please type the following phrase into google.com (or you can just copy and paste this one): Is Joey Votto Gay?
Is everyone back? Did you notice what the top story for the millions of Reds fans people curious about Joey Votto’s sexuality? HOORAY! It’s Roman’s post accusing every single player on the Reds of being gay! This is the proudest I’ve ever been. No longer are we sitting idly by as baseball happens. Nope, we’re helping contribute to the discrimination that has taken part in locker rooms since before the Negro Leagues were disbanded. In your face, LOGO!
That post came BH (Before Happy), so I can’t endorse it. In fact, I cannot stand behind any post that was published prior to January 27th, 2009. I’m sure it was awesome, but I wouldn’t know.
Get well soon Joey!!!!
/From the injury
//Can’t cure the gayness
The next post is just going to be a list of random words and phrases so it comes up on every possible search. Much like the free porn sites do. Or so I’m told.
Why the hell does he need to do a rehab stint for stress related illness?
The headline its self made me get on my lolerskates and ride out.
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1614285/20090618/story.jhtml
in Google Images, the first photo that pops up links to us. That’s also something to be proud of.
http://images.google.com/images?q=jay%20bruce&hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENUS247&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
i dont care how much spencer pratt practices mma i could beat the shit out of him. seriously is there a person who would be mourned less if they got shot by somone?
Jeez, how did I get Jay Bruce mixed up with Joey Votto? Perhaps they both have the ghey?
Yes Dan Cortese
/yesterday’d
Dan Cortese is a saint.
Posts like this are what keep me reading this site… even if I haven’t been able to comment in 2 months because I’m a complete and total fuck-head.
Also comments such as this:
OR this:
haha. Classic. Good job everyone!
Mrejr who you got Lou Diamond Philip or Pratt?
fucking lou diamond philips is a assassin with knives. maybe pratt needs to watch young guns and young guns 2 for a history lesson. i got ldp
I know you asked mrejr but I’d take LDP all day because A.) He was born in the Phillipines and can act so he could definitely channel some Manny Pacquiao energy and B.) his middle name is Diamond giving him possibly one of the greatest fighting monikers ever LOU Diamond “in the Rough” Phillips
haha or maybe not.
also a good point mrejr.
it feels good to be able to comment here again.
who you got tampa?
Came up as #7 on my list. Maybe if I type in “fraudulent posts about being atop google’s search list” you’ll be #1.
I think if LDP gets jacked again like The Big Hit, he takes Pratt down no problem. He seems like more of a striker with some solid groundwork. Pratt seems more of the curl up in a ball crying for mommy type.
LDP all day baby!
Sickening power crunch PWN burn. Wear it, Hef.
/triston
Hef, I voted for your post about going to see the Phoenix Firebirds. That makes 2 votes for you.
Where you been?
you miss me? ha. Uhhh blocked at work for about a month. Now I’m allowed to get back on, for who knows what reason. For the past month, I attempted to find the Wordpress login to your site like 3 times and couldn’t until I hit ctrl+f today and found “login”.
Just checkin the inline specs on the rotary garder – I’m retarded.
/Tommy Boy’d
We bot a new server. I was blocked at work for awhile too.
failius maximus.
Oh yeah, well if you type in “cool rick did steroids” it is the fourth highest on google
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suck it