I’m at the Lincoln Park Zoo yesterday with the family and I happen to see a guy in a Jordan jersey walking by. Now, seeing as I’m in Chicago it wouldn’t normally be such a big deal, right? Well, not if it’s a Wizards Jordan jersey.
Let’s analyze this a second. This guy is either:
- A Bulls fan that can’t afford a Jordan jersey but he still wants to represent the greatest basketball player of all time. Especially one who played in Chicago.
- A Wizards fan who is trying to rub it in Chicago’s faces that the greatest basketball player of all time moved on to a different place.
- A Dungeons and Dragons fan who likes wearing things that say “Wizards” on them and has never heard of Michael Jordan.
- Batshit crazy.
- Retarded.
- Drunk.
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Why is Hef stalking Tampa?
Anything Jordan is good. His girlfriend needs more ass though…What the fuck do I care I dont date’em
he might be option B he is wearing a st. louis cardinals hat. either way his address is the same as his mother’s and he has dubs on a 93 caprice
em= Black Girls. Too much Drama.
I have that same jersey except in blue!!!!!!
/Second time typing this, first time accidentally clicked on an ad
//Clever placement
Wow. Thats a great observation. That is a racist sterotype but Im betting my money on it.
Lincoln Zoo? Figures you would go to the free one.
There were like 15 of us. No way we’re spending that much money to spend a few hours at the zoo. We also went to the History Museum which is free on Mondays.
/dick
dont blame me for this statement blame this
but what kind of shoes was he wearing?
/clown’d
Hef took that pic because he thought that was Dwyane Wade and Star Jones
/Hef’s from Boston
//ergo Hef’s racist
No one denies this!
/Tommy from Quinzee
dude!!! where’d you get that picture of dwyane wade and star jones?1?!?!
Gator boots and Gucci Suits!
hef immediately asked him if he knew his one black friend in phoenix because as we all know all black people know each other
/Hef’s from Boston
//ergo Hef’s racist
///adding to tristons meme
I’ve seen the other 12 pics that Hef took of this guy and he was wearing fake Jordan XII’s.
Vince Young’s Reeboks?
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this is really a cry for help from the Post Department
Well yeah, you need at least a few days for the Brookfield Zoo. Sorry.
Look how that muh’fucker is keepin’ his pimp hand strong.
You guys want zoo pics? I got zoo pics.
buddha, went to the brookfield zoo a couple times as a kid. it was the shit.
i want zoo pics!!!
I want one of those little plastic animals from the machines at the zoo. Got any of those?
Come back around 4:30 and we can stare at the animals.
Brooklyn Zoo > Brookfield Zoo
/Big Baby Jesus’d
Isn’t it though? I went to Chicago last year and was super pissed that I didn’t get to go. They have freakin’ dolphins there.
They have cooler dolphins at the Shedd Aquarium. But I love the Brookfield zoo. There is a little bar right by the metra stop that serves an incredible bloody mary.
she is available fellas
Sadly, I didn’t make it either Shedd or Adler. I did walk from the Sears Tower to Millenium park to Navy Pier and that was fun.
{picture of black guy w/ jersey}
HA!