Tired of all those asshole Lakers fans talking about how the Lakers are the greatest and how they’re totally going to kick ass and take names in the Finals this year? Well you’re not the only one. Turns out that Richard Gardner, the Sportsbook Manager at Bodog Sports, did too and he put his (and his company’s) money where his mouth was.
Anyone who placed a bet on any other team to win the title would get $50 back from Bodog if Kobe and his boys ended up hoisting the trophy. It’s why, besides the players and the team executives themselves, Gardner probably has the most on the line.
Take that Lakers fans! I’m going to profit when you assholes lose and it will be sweet fucking–wait, seriously? Isn’t that like doubling his losses? You know that scene in the first season of Arrested Development where Maeby Bluth keeps stealing money from the cash register so to balance her losses she also starts throwing bananas away? It’s hysterical! Really, go watch that episode. I’ll wait.
Back? Did you see what happened? [Spoiler Alert!] She was actually doubling her losses! BWHAHAHAHAHA!
The total damage if the Lakers win? Gardner already knows the number down to the cent: $394,411.50.
Seriously, is it too late to put $50 on the Magic?
(h/t With Leather)
No, I am more tired of Magic “fans”. They remind me of Rays “fans”
CLEAN ROOM
door opener
…our ads are janky as fuck.
not that im complaining.
The fuck is janky?
our ads, dumbass. can’t you read?
Hef: What is janky?
Spence: The adjectival form of the word jank, dumbass.
Hef: Word.
I want to buy a MOXI DVR..I am compelled to buy one
SUCCESS!!!!
/takes out loan at ridiculous interest
//scoffs at banker who suggests it’s unwise
///makes money sign with finger tips
If you’d click on your own ad you’d see that you can win one instead of foolishly buying one.
for some reason i think leroy smith is funny now.
Janky sounds hinky.