Comments on: Breaking News: Torrealba’s Kidnapped Son Rescued

By: ParisHiltonsLazyEye

ParisHiltonsLazyEye — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:41:46 +0000

Hef: I kidnapped Nazi babies.It’s an old vendetta I’m taking care of.Perhaps you’ve heard of it?

Nope, never heard of it.

Hef — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:10:58 +0000

ParisHiltonsLazyEye: Why would you kidnap a baby, you have 72 of your own.

I kidnapped Nazi babies. It's an old vendetta I'm taking care of. Perhaps you've heard of it?

ParisHiltonsLazyEye — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:04:46 +0000

Hef: …Or that kid I have in my basement.That fucker’s fast.

Why would you kidnap a baby, you have 72 of your own.

Hef — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:04:39 +0000

Tampa Bo: Fetch isnt that fast

Compared to babies? You're kidding right?

Tampa Bo — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:03:16 +0000

Hef: …Or that kid I have in my basement.That fucker’s fast.

Fetch isnt that fast

Hef — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:55:34 +0000

…Or that kid I have in my basement. That fucker’s fast.

spencer096 — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:49:04 +0000

Rick: Lindbergh baby by a nose

no fucking way the lindbergh baby beats elian "speedy" gonzalez.

Tampa Bo — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:45:21 +0000

ParisHiltonsLazyEye: What about baby hostage racing?

genius

Rick — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:29:23 +0000

Lindbergh baby by a nose

ParisHiltonsLazyEye — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:28:47 +0000

Tampa Bo: Baby Racing > Hostage Racing

What about baby hostage racing?