Good evening, friends of excellence. I have spent most of the day looking for directions and you all have spent the day enjoying the greatest waste of resources in recent memory. Way to step up the A game on Friday fellas! Only pedophiles and losers read the site on Friday during the Summer Season. It is after Memorial Day so we can be wearing white until Labor Day. But writing good stuff on Fridays is out until then. Anywho, I am looking forward to my weekend. Tonight, I go home, drink beer and watch the Mets and some NBA. Tomorrow, I am bringing Little RamonaWarHelmet to her first baseball game with my wife and my sister-in-law. I can’t wait. Sunday will involve a BBQ at Mom and Dad’s place. Quite a busy, yet relaxing weekend. I hope you can all enjoy something quite as nice. May it be at a beach, at a club, on a golf course, masturbating at home alone in an empty house or something like that, I wish you the best. Here is what is cooking tonight at the Jerk:
Lakers/Nuggets
Marlins/Mets
Tigers/Orioles – illformula and CBH49er will have the lube out for Wieters debut.
HGH Sox/BJs
Yankees/Indians
Twins/Rays
A’s/Rangers
Braves/D-Bags
Meth Sox/Royals
Cardinals/Giants
In the News, The Rockies fired Clint Hurdle with Jim Tracy taking over and the Mets traded a bag of balls for Emil Brown. Thankfully, he is being sent to AAA Buffalo.
Arkansas beat washington state 10-3 in the first game of the norman regional.
go hogs.
NickP-is Phillips playing tonight?
Earliest UTL evAr!!!!111!1!!1eleventyhundreeve!!!!1!
Under the SunLight?
traded for bats > traded for balls
Probably the same result though.
/tragic
Runners on first and second and 1 out and you are the batter. The count is 3-2. The pitch is on the way and it is marginal. You estimate 50% ball and 50% strike. Swing or no swing? It might depend on the inning and score (and other variables), but we’ll assume that we don’t know anything else.
/from The Book
I wonder if The Running Man will be a real show in 2019.
Of course you swing. Chicks dig the long ball, not the base on balls.
You said balls.
OMIR SANTOS! clap clap clapclapclap OMIR SANTOS! clap clap clapclapclap
Who the fuck is Omir Santos?