Happy bloggiversary! It should come as no surprise that today was the best blog-birthday in the history of internetting. And today, was a tremendous – may I go so far as “perfect?” – yes, PERFECT day in this section of cyberspace. I got it started with a tremendous joke about binary code, then there were all sorts of highlights from the first year of MLJ’s existence. (We’re shooting for 100+)
It’s a pretty big weekend. My roommate is celebrating his 26th birthday. Tomorrow is the Kentucky Derby. It’s the start of gambling season! (Interesting Fact: Gambling Season never actually ends.) Needless to say, I’m considering drinking some beers.
There’s also some sports tonight:
Heat-Hawks Game 6 – Will the far superior team close out the Heat tonight? Or will the referees ensure that Dwyane Wade ties the series by sending him to the line 20+ times?
hoc-key
Ducks-Wings and Canes-Bruins kick off their second round playoff matchups. I know you’ll all be glued to your televisions!
Full slate of baseball games. You can find that information right over there. What a neat ap!
Before I go, some uneducated Derby picks:
Win: Quality Road
Place: I Want Revenge
Show: General Quarters
I will be placing that bet and crossing my fingers. Be confident in those picks. They’ll make you rich beyond your wildest dreams!
the milks gone bad!!!
The Cubs are in 5th in the NL Central.
Working late on a Friday is almost as gay as the Cubs.
saying how gay the cubs are is almost as gay as the cardinals…almost
Agreed. I usually never work past 3 on Fridays yet here I am, burning the
midnightlate afternoon oil.If I was actually working I could maybe tolerate it, instead I am waiting for others to finish their job so I can do mine like the bitch I am.
/end rant
To get back at them, when they’re away from their desk, remove the roller ball on their mouse and unplug their keyboard. Most people are too stupid to figure out why their computer isn’t working.
Hahahaha, that is brilliant.
wouldnt that fuck himself over? he is waiting on people to finish their job so he can finish his job. so why would he want to make their(and by extension his) job harder? i guess i will never figure out your crazy jew logic.
The best part about a 1st birthday is there’s only 29 years to go until Rex Kramer Cougar Hunter can legally fuck you.
FUCK PHILLY!!!!!!…I AM READY!!! I AM READY!!!!I AM READY!!!
/to lose I guess..I won’t be around until the post mortem…as always Let’s Go Mets
Yesterday I saw the vending machine guy stocking the machine. For a split second I thought about murdering him so I can put my co-workers stuff in there a la Jim Halpert. I came to my senses though. I ended up just robbing him. That Snickers bar was fucking fantastic.
Nug, I’m gonna buy you a fedora so you can join the Merry Pranksters.
you wanna fuck Philly? you think we’;re hot? that’s kinda ghey.
I’m celebrating the fact that I am stronger than hamAIDS.
Is it really the official hamAIDS day? On MLJ’s birthday? We landed on the moon?
It truly is a special day.
Probably the greatest day ever.
Thanks to me.
way to kill the comments with your arrogance.
When was the last time you put a black chick on an UTL post?
That’s racist.
i vote for aisha tyler.
More like sexist. Wade is a bitch.
Love her, mre.
http://63.img.v4.skyrock.net/63a/nubiennes/pics/525675018_small.jpg
she is hot.
Fucking Longoria…again.
fuck the cubs
/kidding
//tryin to make people like me
///realize i dont give a shit what people think
////realize you guys dont like mrejr
/////mrejr is a cubs fan?
//////shit
////// will you guys allow me back if I agree with mrejr?
//////its just mikey
///////mikeyzoned all in one comment
Honestly, it may have been me. I’ve been a tremendous friend of color on this website.
/no joke
//gof joob, nicPk
Never heard of him
No joke…I heard he’s awesome.
/what you say?
//Al Sharpton at the NAACP press conference on MLJ
link?
I had a UTL with Della Reese in the fall, but I can’t find it in the archives.
No..I was the last dude to put a Black Chick up on UTL…and How’d you like that game Gonzo?
/I was satisfied..Tatis is God..Wright looks better..Beltran is a beast…Ollie Perez better not fuck this up tomorrow..still not confident
The game was alright, even though we lost. I can;t complain, since we are the world champs. no sweat bro.
Eat Shit…
/I’m glad you’re back…don’t tell anyone
/Eat Shit
Most exciting trip to the grocery store ever. I bumped into Henry Rowengartner and D’Angelo Barksdale. They were filming each other like a bunch of homos. They’re both short; like 5′5″.
/pausing to catch my breath
OMG!!!! Who are they?
That makes one of us. Die, zombie!
/again
Honestly, I had a similar run-in with semi-fame. I talked to an Indians scout tonight for a good long while. It was a very good talk about the *human* side of the equation. I.e. I asked him why the fuck they haven’t moved Jhonny Peralta and his brick glove off of SS yet, etc.
Then he told me thought Kobe was the best closer ever, so I realized his opinion was worth dogshit.
/Go Cavs
//No wonder the Indians have never won dick in my lifetime and the Reds have.
///Go Reds.
////Barry Larkin for Hall of Fame, bitchezz!
I got you on baseball, you got me on football. It’s a love/hate thing.
@Paris Rookie of the Year and The Wire.
Barksdale is the pussy from the Wire. Dont know the other guy.
What a genius. He probably found Grady, and Manny, and Thome, and Belle, and (whoever else was good with the Indians)
Ryan Braun makes routine flyballs look terrifying.
He said he thought Melky was better than Albert Pujols, so take him opining with a grain of salt the size of Roman pre-fat camp.
Len Barker, Brook Jacoby, and Willie Mays Hayes.
@Nick: Clearly my night was better than yours.
/that dood’s retarded
and next in line for crazy funny websites…
http://www.howtobeatupanything.com/home/
Agreed. +1 to both of us for being awesome.
/at least more awesome than clown
//sickening MLJ author burn
Agreed. Clown sucks. We, on the other hand, do not.
/also we’re not zombies
your mom is awesome.
/out of the blue never expected throwback burn
+55 internet points to Clown.
How is that a burn? Wouldn’t Nick want to hear that his mom is awesome? Unless…wait. You didn’t have sex with Nick’s mom did you Clown? Is that what you’re implying? That you had sex with Nick’s mom and that she was awesome at it? That is a sick burn. A sick burn indeed.
+17 hamAIDS vaccines to clown.
Dad?
That’s equivalent to 38 surgical masks and 27 bottles of Purell
It was a sick burn.