Nice Chestacles
There was no baseball today meaning we have a full schedule of games on tonight. We also have 2 playoff games tonight in the NBA.
First up is the Orlando @ Boston. I purposely pulled into a TD Banknorth location today when I needed an ATM just so I would feel like I was involved in the series somehow. It’s kinda like how I drink Miller Lite and feel like I’m at Miller Park. I’m growns up like that. Boston was “upset” in Game 1 in their Eastern Conference Semifinals matchup. I use upset lightly because Orlando has Dwight Howard. That guy is a specimen. I don’t know how they ever lose. They should be able to feed him the ball inside and watch him score at will. He also should grab every board. But he doesn’t. Boston will look to get out early and get a lead instead of falling behind and playing catchup like the did in the first game. They should get Scalabrine the ball more. Not that I think he’s good, it’s just always funny when I guy who looks like Will Ferrel (IMO, but everyone has their own guy Scalabrine looks like) has the ball.
The second game of the night is the Rockets @ Lakers. Houston stunned LA with an upset victory in Game 1 against the Lakers. The Lakers couldn’t hit a shot in Game 1 and look to change that tonight. Kobe wasn’t worried about the loss in Game 1 saying “It’s not like it’s the end of the world. We’re not the first team ever to lose a Game 1 at home, it’s just here in Los Angeles, people get pretty nervous.” And just like that, he insulted the fans. What a guy!
Some games played on the diamond tonight:
Rays @ Yankees: The Rays of St. Petersburg make their first trip to the new Yankee Stadium. The aura of Yankee Stadium hasn’t scared the Red Sox so we’ll see how the Rays do. Sonnanstine faces Burnett.
Phillies @ Mets: The Phils travel to Citifield for their first visit in the new stadium. They will face reigning NL Pitcher of the Month Johan Santana who hopes that his team scores runs and the bullpen doesn’t fuck it up. Meanwhile, the rest of existence hopes that happens just to see his reaction. Seriously, if Daniel Murphy drops another foul ball, we’ll probably have another Fielder/Parra situation only this one likely won’t end up as nice because Murphy can’t catch and Parra is a valuable lefty starter. Chan Ho Park pitches for Philly.
Tigers @ Meth Sox: Armando Gallaraga vs Mark Buehrle looks on paper like a really intriguing pitching match up. Let’s be honest, KC has that division locked up and these two teams along with the Twins are playing for second place.
Brewers @ Reds: Parra takes on MLJ favorite Bronson Arroyo tonight at the Great American Park. Both teams have been playing well over the past week, but Cincy’s pitching has been nasty throwing 4 shutouts over the last 6 games.
scalabrine = michael rappaport
it isnt up for discussion.
/other than that you forgot to mention that the cubs are going to beat the astros tonight
That’s a super duper picture.
This picture > that picture
/me likey booty’d
Orioles > Twins
Laugh out loud!!!!
this is why daulerio is winning.
“Run! Go! Get to the chopper!”
Nice pecs. He must work out.
I don’t get it. I’ve been out of the loop for a while.
http://twitter.com/sportsguy33/status/1711622908
simmons ripping tbl
That’s funny stuff. I agree with Bill. TBL should have done some legwork.
Didn’t Simmons write a whole column about how gay twitter is?
Now he’s jumped all ovah it.
its ike that part in 90210 when steve tries to get laid without using ghb but just says if you cant beat it join it.
Johan has 5 k’s thru 2 innings. The record is in sight.
But how does his goatee look?
It looks terrific. It would look even better with my nuts on them. the game should be on BSPN. check it out.
The Meth Sox are so afraid of playing the Tigers that they had artificial rain piped in to their ballpark. True story.
/not a true story
It’d be cool if it was a true story though.
/no it wouldn’t
You want a rain out? 50$ says I can get a rain out.
I’m confused. How is it that Carl Pavano has only allowed 2 runs to the Red Sox through the first 3+ innings? Is he roiding?
Since I actually listen to Hef, I’m not going to correct that quote.
Misquoting movies is our god given rights as Americans. Americans who can’t be bothered to pay attention to details. Or other countries.
Wild card bitches!!!
Wait, there are other countries?
I cut the brakes. Wild Card!
Shhh…no. Come on now, that’s just silly.
/pats you on the head
yeah…alaska and michigan
The Brewers put up 9 so far on Arroyo with no outs in the 2nd.
Fake rain seems to be a poor use of natural resources. The Meth Sox are a cancer on the lungs of America.
I don’t even know why they bothered starting that Orioles/Twins game. It’s supposed to pour all night.
Brewers are absolutely pwning the Reds. Danny Herrera’s mustache is awesome. Jeff Brantley is still awesome.
Gonzo, do you still have the same email address? Why I never see you on the gee chat thing no more? Have you blocked me?
Fellas. It looks like we may have stumbled into the middle of a lovers quarrel. Let’s just back out quietly before it gets horrendously awkward.
/grabs popcorn and a chair
Too late.
/Pass the popcorn, please.
its just guy love.
Shhhh…they’re about to either fight or kiss. Either way, it’s going to be hilarious.
actually they’re gonna do both. and one of them is gonna say “i wish i knew how to quit you!!”
Apparently one does know how to quit the other, hence the G-Chat blocking.
good point phle. i guess that solves who was pitching and who was catching.
How are the Sox losing to Pavano? It makes no sense.
+1 Stigs on the Picture.
I just made the best sandwich ever hands down. Dom Delouise would be proud. God rest his soul.
Saw a sexy Italian bitch at the Store. I impressed her with my choice of Prosciutto. I want to give her some of my prosciutto!
/High fives everyone
My dog is fucking pissed that it hasn;t stopped raining here in a week. His outdoor activity has come to an abrupt halt.
/stigs should by Gonzo some an apology gift
//stigs’d
I’m logged on, sweetie. where are you?
It’s official
Really Stigs!? I though we were better than that.
Fetch – are you aka Cosmo Kramer? Or is there actually another person that pays attention to college hockey?
unpossible
Triple unpossible.
Fetch is Cosmo Gaymer.
Bronson took it in the ass tonight, huh? 9 ER in 1 IP…
I hate all of you. Cept Tampa Bo.
/racist
That’s ok, I still find you marginally tolerable at times.
Weeps uncontrollably.
that was a given
Now that I gave the picture a second look, I decided I don’t like her boots.
/she has feet?!?!?
Royals are up 8-1 on the flukefraud Mariners.
I was just checking in to see if you all thought Johan was the tits. You all do? Good. Since he is.
/Added nothing
/Dick Joke
What else is new?
And that’s even with Ponson pitching.
Were you too chicken to come in here during the game? Afraid of it blowing up in your face?
Not bad for a guy who throws to an 8-man line-up
Them’s the words of a nerdfag.
and by the way, Johan is the tits.
He’s no Dan Haren, but then again, who is?
Eddie House > Kobe.
/shows self out
I hate you so much.
Whatever, douche
Good one.
Catfight!
/rawr
tribe menstruated all over the sawx.
Because the Indians all have vaginas? Agreed.
/game, set, match
Farnsworth is pitching. this Royals game isn’t over yet, and he’s already got an error
I enjoy our conversations.
Whatever, douche.
Hef..QS is done for the morning…Face to all the fuckers who wait until 8:55 to write it…and face to everyone who actually wants scores of games done after 10PM U.S Standard time
wow…spence are you new here? you should know etter than to set yourself up like that. the most surprising thing about it was that a clever comment came from hef.
Kiss ass