Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.
How to Take Dirty Pictures of Your Girlfriend (Esquire)
Carson Palmer thinks the Bengals are gonna be really good. He guarantees it. (Michael Silver)
Typical Cavs fan. (Outside the Boxscore via Skeets Tweet)
Nike lays off thousands worldwide. (Sports by Brooks)
Least likely to make the MLJ Tobacco Hall of Fame: Scott Kazmir who chews cotton candy instead. What a pussy. (Total Pro Sports)
Finally I can buy an Ochocinco Jersey. My world is complete. (No Guts No Glory)
“21st Century Breakdown (aka American Idiot Part Deux) probably isn’t a bad record at all, but I think to appreciate it you have to be 15.” (Popdose)
I’m not entirely sure what to make of this: (twitter)
Another Kobe/Lebron puppet commercial. (NESW Sports)
The All-NBA Scapegoat team. (Pete Marasmitch)
All you need to know about the Preakness which apparently is a horse race that people care about. (HHR)
The video of the day, Roman’s brother is a musician named Matt Kurz One. It’s a stage name that he took after his favorite Nazi officer.
After the jump, this elephant might not be an elephant.
Kosher cookies > Jesus cookies
Those Kobe/LeBron puppet commercials are r-tarded. Why couldn’t they get them to actually voice the puppets?
Because it would cost a fortune?
Why? They both have endorsement deals with Nike. They are already paying a fortune.
Agreed, those commercials suck.
The Ozzie Guillen Twitter page is racist.
It seems everything we link to is racist. Or say. Or think.
that pic is freaking me out man.
That’s racist.
Jesus cookies are racist.
Is that elephant dog spray painted? Dumpster Baby would recommend shoe polish next time.