I’ve always been a guy who believes in following the “spirit of the law” as opposed to a “letter of the law.” That is to say, I don’t always come to a complete and total stop at stop signs at 1am when I can see that there’s no one else around especially at intersections where I believe that the signs were put up to regulate traffic (as opposed to areas where they’re put up for the safety of the community. I believe that laws are made to protect the people and not for the sake of making needless restrictions on personal freedoms and what not.
The reason I start there is because we had a little “letter of the law” altercation in baseball yesterday and I thought it was dumb. As you undoubtedly have heard, Evan Longoria was removed from the starting lineup of the Rays/Indians game yesterday because Mr. Joe Maddon accidentally listed Evan Longoria and Ben Zobrist as both playing third base when it was obvious that he meant to put Longoria at DH. Because of this the Rays forfeited their right to use the DH for the game and were forced to bat their pitcher third. Now, I’m not arguing that the correct protocol wasn’t followed. I guess I technically agree with the decision based on the letter of the law. What does annoy me is that it was so obviously a simple mistake that there seems to me no reason that both teams couldn’t have agreed to allow the Rays to move forward with their original intention of batting Longoria as the DH.
You see, getting away with a technicality seems cheap and unskillful. Luckily the Rays won yesterday (lucky for them–I hate the Rays), but had they not this whole game would have felt like a sham. It wasn’t a maneuver based on skill but on but on feigned respect for the rules.
It’s the same way I feel whenever I see AJ Pierzynski get away with his bullshit. Remember the playoffs a few years back when he struck out to end the inning but ran to first anyway under the guise that the catcher dropped the ball as the other team ran off the field? People called that a heads up play when it was chintzy at best. It wasn’t superior skill that got him the base, it was his willingness to bend the rules and force the umpires, in all of their failed human frailty to make a decision.
This of course wasn’t the only time he’s pulled such a stunt. Last year, when running the bases, he got caught in a pickle that would surely have lead to his being called out, but instead he ran into the second basemen and flopped like a little bitch to get an interference call. This isn’t superior gamesmanship; this is acting like a little bitch boy, the same way flopping in basketball and soccer is.
My point, if the intent obvious is obvious, don’t try to cheap the opposition into a weaker position by clinging to the rules. Play the game like a man and don’t act like you’re confused by what’s going on (that one was aimed especially at Eric Wedge).
In the other game that featured a strange occurrence this weekend, I was less concerned. I’m referring to John Lackey’s getting booted after two pitches on Saturday. Some would argue that he should have stayed in because he wasn’t officially warned after throwing at Kinsler with his first pitch. But his intent was obvious. He was trying to hit Kinsler (as evidenced by the second pitch that succeeded) and he did. His getting booted, while not following the letter of the law, seemed somewhat appropriate as it was a rational response to the spirit of the law. I, for one, am okay with players throwing at other players, but since the rules have been rewritten to ban such things, I am less inclined to feel outrage when players are booted for doing so. After all, the pitcher is willingly allowing a baserunner so it hurts his ability to pitch as well.
[Gets off high horse using extra tall step ladder because the horse is so high]




Speaking of legal, Toledo Police beat up a black kid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2JBRByoLTo
while i agree with your post’s general message, this whole incident would’ve been avoided if maddon simply FUCKING CHECKED HIS WORK.
fuck that guy.
Where the fuck you been at?
Rick it doesnt count if its black cops that beat up a black kid.
Spence, or if Eric Wedge weren’t a passive aggressive petty bitchboy.
The letter of the law says I should not shoot at illegal Mexican border-jumpers as they’re running towards freedom past my house. But the spirit of the law says that I can shoot in their general direction and hope that they cross paths with my speeding bullet.
I think I’m getting it.
Does a pitcher really need a warning to tell him not to throw at the batter? Seems like common sense to me. In that case, I’m going to need a warning to remind me it isn’t ok to run over the homeless with my truck.
agree, maddon fucked up. but I also agree with Hef on plays like the ones involving Pierzynski.
seriously? you mean that maddon being a total fuckup at the easiest job in pro sports makes wedge the bad guy?
im not the biggest wedge fan in the world, but maddon has to be blamed here. you have to write down 9 fucking names…how hard is that to do? fuck him. he deserves it.
Was that wrong? ‘Cause if anyone had told me ahead of time that that sort of thing was frowned upon.
/Hyena’d
He wrote down 9 fucking names…he also wrote down 8 fucking positions…hence he is a fucktard
/Price should have started after the rain delay in game 5 you fucking thick glasses wearing douchetard
He wrote down 9 names for 9 batters…in the AL. Sounds right to me.
see, that’s because you’re dumb.
9 names for 8 positions. is it really that hard?
Who gives a fuck they still beat the Indians as a matter of fact. Sonnistine raped.
You’re looking at this all wrong Spencer. Joe Maddon has managed the Rays in approximately 525 games. He has filled out the lineup correctly approximately 524 times. Without comparing him with his peers, it’s tough for me to argue with a success rate of nearly 80% (give or take 19%).
Didn’t Sonnanstine have an RBI? Looks to me like Maddon is clever like an aztec day laborer.
We 9=8 according to his math
Have you seen a lineup card? You write in the names in the batting order and write the positions next to the name. His crime was writing 3b twice instead of dh next to Longoria (which became apparent when he didn’t run out to third at the start of the game. There are ten players in an AL game (including the pitcher), remember?
another reason why the dh is a crime against baseball
Stupidity is not tolerated in baseball, Hef.
/The Office of the Commissioner of Major League Baseball
Then why is Joe Girardi employed?
Blog war!
MLJ versus…..MLJ?
No wait, MLJ versus Tuna Golf. I’ll start the bracket.
Sick factual burn!
The Yankee manager has to be Italian…it’s in the Constitution
/wopwopwopwopwopwopwopwop
Buck Showalter was an Eye-Tai?
and the yankees best player has to be italian as well.
alex rodriguezetti
no but he wore the hell out of a pinky ring
That had to have been an amendment and not one of the original articles. There’s no way my forefathers would have given that job to an Italian unless there was mob pressure involved.
i believe dusty baker would like a word with you as well.
Dusty will talk to Hef shortly…he is on his way to get Russ Ortiz right now
/blown World Series BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to know why Longoria was the one that got benched. Why pick Zobrist over him?
Because Zobrist played third in the top of the inning.
Thanks dude. That makes sense.
Everything I say makes sense.
/Red Sox are the greatest organization ever
boy, that was quite contradicting.
oh, i remember. and it’s still completely inexcusable and you just don’t want to admit that your bonerholster has been infected all week.
hey! maybe your crotch oyster will produce a pearl!
Hi I’m Hef. I believe you can murder people as long as it’s within the spirit of the law.
/you’re wrong
You oppose murder in all forms? What if the dude raped and killed your family and you walked in on it?
/fag
not a lawyer, but is that consider “murder?” are we talking legal or biblical murder?
That’s murder and I would condone the shit out of it.
Especially if he strangled the guy.