Hellllooooo out there in internet land. What a day here at MLJ. The best Quality Start in a long time kicked things off, while Hef wrote a post praising something Yankees related. That really threw me for a loop. Then one of my favorite NFL QB’s stoppped by for an interview with Happy. It was pretty cool. After saying who my 5 favorite hitters to watch are, stigs caught us up on the NL Central and we put up our NBA playoff predictions. If the Heat make the final I’m going to be a genius. Let’s get Jermaine O’neal on either some steroids or a time machine.
Tonight we have a nice blend of baseball and playoff hockey to view if you feel like staying in. I’ll probably be around until the Pens and Twins games are over, and then it’s off to commit a murder (note to any officers of the law: this (probably) isn’t true). Angels at Twins: Dustin Mosely becomes the latest pitcher to look like Cy Young as Nick Blackburn faces the Angels
Marlins at Nats: The Nats are a .500 team at home, so that’s something.
White Sox at Rays: A pitcher with the same name as a body part faces James Shields.
NHL
Flyers at Pens: The two best players in the world each had two points in game 1, let’s see how they do in game 2.
OK That’s enough. I need a nap.
you found the only 3 white chicks from Oakland. very nice.
nah they arent from oakland. they’re contestants on the new hit reality show “For the Love of Jamarcus”
I used to have to get on the Greyhound station in Oakland. That place sucks.
What are you? Poor?
How many times do you figure they’ve used the word “historic” in reference to the Yankees in the past four days? How many more times do you think it will happen this weekend?
I started law school in San Francisco. I had visit my girl in Sacramento. The Oakland Greyhound station is by far the scariest place in the world.
I prefer the Oakland limo station.
/no such thing
I just use my hovercraft
Hef- your people suck.
If they’re not on the market in six years, I’m suing Back to the Future for false advertising.
Why now?
they got what the wanted. which is actually impressive.
Those were Hoverboards, but I will sue if my Sports Alamanac doesnt arrive.
And yes, Hef’s people suck
so i guess they don’t suck. the NFL sucks.
They changed one of the two times. I expected more. Jews are pushy.
And the jews complain all of the time.
Isnt Football played on Sundays? Christians dont bitch. Jews need to suck it up.
AMEN!
The two holiest days of the jewish year? They’ll complain alright. And moving one so it happens before sundown isn’t a big deal.
Nevermind, look at the Jewish owners
http://www.jewishsports.com/jewsin/nfl.htm
Who knew Al Davis was a Jew? Compare that to the players.
Football is played on Christmas
Masters on Easter.
Native Americans dont bitch about Football on Thanksgiving
Its a big deal to my people
Gay wiggers from Detroit?
I slept with your wife.
/did I already use that today?
Bunkbeds, motherfucker.
Sick burn
Markakis on a bitch
tj-max son!
Nick Green ties it with a double. Eat it cbh.
hahaha the south side felonz(the z is for edginess and it just looks hip) just got raped by a dude named zobrist.
Zobrist is prolly pissed at the Jets about Rosh Hoshonah too.
him,shawn green and ryan braun are all pissed at the jets
Sawx up 10-8. Eat it Baltimore.
You eat it, asshole
/doesn’t give a shit
No thanks. Go sawx.
/gives a shit
Marcus Thames is up, I feel like I’m watching history.
Nevermind, he struck out
Nothing historic there. Another drop in the bucket.
Red Sox, motherfucker.
Not as cool as bunk beds
Thames struck out again.
That surprises me considering his nickname.
No it doesn’t.
His nickname being MVP, right?
Yes
/no
Right
/wrong
You know who sucks? Every hitter on the Dbacks.
What about Panda, he isn’t a stupid panda jerk.
Yes he is.
/yes he is
My girlfriend is drunk, she keeps repeating herself.
Jason Kubel fuckers!! dpgisdgpidggj!
Sheffield on a bitch!! No. 500!!
/Flacco’d
Is she calling you gay? Questioning your manhhod?
No, she keeps telling me that I got a big one
Nose?
Well no, do you hear that a lot?
/jew nose burn!!!
Not as much as when people first meet me. My friends and family are used to it.