Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.
Heidi Watney interviews her breasts. (Obsessed with Sports)
Curtis Granderson likes Kauffman Stadium. (Big League Stew)
Great flip-floppers in history. (Esquire)
Madden asked Collinsworth to replace him. (Awful Announcing)
If you haven’t seen the footage of the Dwight Howard foul that got him suspended, well here it is. (NESW Sports)
The Dodgers are stocking up on hand sanitizer to prevent hamAIDS. (Walkoff Walk)
It must suck to be a Bengals fan. (Who Dey Revolution)
The never say die Sawx. (Gross) (Josh Q. Public)
Don’t worry everyone, Tiger isn’t firing Hank Haney…but he should. (CBS Sports)
Daryl Strawberry says he did 3 chicks at the same time (Sports Radio Interviews).
Speaking of assholes who aren’t good at their jobs and should be fired…OSU OL/OC Jim Bollman. (Eleven Warriors)
The MLJ Video of the Day features NickP and three of his friends fighting crime around Cincinnati. He’s so brave! [swoons]
After the jump, Clown was able to find the cause of hamAIDS!
special hamAIDS soap courtesy of Etsy via boingboing
they really start ‘em early in the south
racist.
speaking of Swines, listen to Limbaugh claim that Obama started the swine flow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV1-sv0fDZk&feature=channel
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shoots self in the face
I just got sent the HamAIDS joke at work.
rixk,rick, rick. by listening to limbaugh you are giving the douchebag strength. even if it is to make fun of him.
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; ’cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do.
No mrjere I dont listen to him. I subscribe to various liberal newsletters. The only thing that gives that man strength is the south, mcnuggets, and vicodin.
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probably oxys
as you know i am a conservative with some liberal leaning. but rush limbaugh maks me ill. anyone who says he wants the president to fail is goddamn joke in my book. i may not have voted for obama but the last thing i want him to do is fail.
/end rant
The Red Sox never say die because they know they’re better than every other team. The Yankees are quitters because they know they suck.
I never get aids emails.
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no worries mrjer.
The Red Sox will die when they all catch the hamAIDS virus. Pedrioa got it from his brother who got it from the kid in the picture.
The top 4 teams in the AL Central are separated by a half a game. That division stinks.
that soap is creeping me out.
You know what division sucks? Any division with a team from Canada in first place.
The top 4 teams in the AL Central are separated by a half a game. That division must be awesome and super competitive.
/crushes beer can on forehead
Rick, the Sox are in first. Dummy.
http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Investing/StockInvestingTrading/a-budget-cure-marijuana-taxes.aspx
Could it?
how are they gonna tax something i could grow in my basement?
finally, the worst moment of presenting a plan for legalization of weed at a conservative university has come to fruition.
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Mrejr if you wanna read how I will post the case law from my “free” Westlaw account.
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probably copyright infringement
I can make beer in my garage, it doesn’t mean that anyone else will buy it when there more easily acquired options at the store. They can do the same with pot, it would generate a ton of tax revenue and get more buyers because of ease of access. Too bad they will never do it, it makes too much sense.
Amen, brother.
My brain says no but my body says yes
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had too
I dont think anyone has done a study on the illicit transportation of weed (in money terms). I gave up about four years ago.
It is not like coke or herion (or meth that is made with sudafed and battery acid), and requires virtually no import/export knowledge.
I have dreamed of owning a massive weed wharehouse at the intersection of I70-I75.
Interested investors, hit me up on my celly. Or talk on this board
i think there has been…the traficking revenues in and out of humboldt county, CA is estimated to be in the billions. and that’s just for the weed capital of the US. im sure similar figures can be found in parts of oregon, austin, missoula, mt, and vermont/NH.
Someone show me some god damn figures on weed transport!! Think about it like this (my arguments, to read the paper email me) transporting cocaine (in powder form) is a mandatory 1-3 year sentence. To take the same substance and boil it and sell it equals 10.
and NORML.org isnt a reputable study. Tried it once, got laughed out of a pre-submission honors thesis.