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The Kobe/Lebron debate…in video form. (Josh Q. Public)
Eagles website gave Sheldon Brown idea on how to force his way out of Philly. (Sports Radio Interviews)
Speaking of the Eagles, this blogger told them to get Anquan on Friday and did they listen? Hell no they didn’t listen. (The House That Glanville Built)
A Jersey guy tries to make New Jersey sound important and cool by showing how many Jersey guys were drafted to the NFL this weekend. He failed. Jersey sucks. (Sparty & Friends)
Track cases of swine flu from the comfort of your desk. (Google Maps)
Does NFL draft success translate into wins? (Moondog)
I can’t believe they are shutting down GeoCities. (The Onion)
Small school draftees. (Obsessed with Sports)
Not many people are excited about Jake Delhomme’s extension. (No Guts No Glory)
Milton Bradley is getting rough treatment from the Chicago media. (Sports on My Mind)
One year of awesomeness followed by a lifetime of obscurity. (More Hardball)
The video of the day: An oldie but a goodie. If the lyrics to “Take on Me” were in sync with the action of the video. Just press play and laugh.
After the jump, the creepiest guitar I’ve ever seen.
Jersey Rules!!!!
/yeah it does suck
//michigan isn’t much better
///florida blows too
////i need to move again
I heard the following places suck:
Everyplace but New York
Places that Rule:
New York
/U.S Housing Department’s Book on Factual things and Places to Live that aren’t inhabited by Fucktwats
Portland’s also nice.
/why are we talking about this?
The Mets should have signed Jake Delhomme to be their second starter.
If New York is so great, why did the Giants get the fuck out of there?
so new york has over 10 million people but isn’t inhabited by any fucktards? i’ve only been there once but i find that a little hard to believe.
/arkansas rules.
//besides all the fucking rednecks.
because Jersey rules!!! i really enjoy my 15 min drive home from Giants Stadium. how bout you, Roman?
Because they built them a free house..and then stayed because they are letting them tear down their free house and gave them Free land…Fuck I would move there if I got that deal
Someone else drives my drunk ass home..what do I care
people from Mississippi are thankful Arkansas exists.
The Mets should have given Delhomme that money to be their second starter.
ouch spart, that hurts a little bit. have you ever been to mississippi? it sucks. bad. except tunica, it’s cool thanks to casino’s. and you can see arkansas from there.
Rev…Ollie sucks..I acknowledge it…But maybe the Phillies should sign Delhomme since Cole Hamels sucks balls
/both literally and figuratively
/mostly literally
/why is Delhomme a sick burn?
ark- never been to either. just heard that joke in a terrible movie, “Annapolis.”
i’ve seen some bumper stickers that say “thank God for mississippi” that i always found pretty humurous.
Hey dipshits, anyone own a GM vehicle? I got a g6 and if anyone has any info on warranties I will give you a virtual ham sandwich.
Should your job give you panic attacks every Monday? I mean surely my boss understands the economy is in the shitter and that it’s not my fault, right?
/I hate sales
rick-pontiac is being closed up this week, right?
Hef works?
Yup, 26 factories, shutting down the brand. G6 is a nice car.
Hef. Meet you at Chatskies? Or should we go to Flingers?
Pretty good video of the day. My favorite part is the pipe wrench fight.
The one with the hot waitress that likes Kung Fu. Whichever that is.
go to the one that has them wearing lots of flair…Hef will feel most comfortable there.
clown, what happened to the longhorn baseball team over the weekend? saw they went 0-3.
Rick, you should be ok until GM files for bankruptcy. After that, dealers won’t honor any warranties because GM won’t reimburse them. So ya got like a 3 month window.
/negativity
Actually 0-2-1. They are sucking like the Yankees. FML
I met that dude from Office Space and Vinny Delpino at a sports bar in London. They were filming Band of Brothers. I hadnt seen the movie yet and I kept harassing Vinnie about Winnie Cooper. He is a midget.
what the fuck! Are you being serious?
All Pontiac warranties will be taken care of at nigerianwarranties.com
/careful Hef
No Rick not totally serious, although I did read this today.
If the automaker does file, any money owed to dealers for warranty work they’ve done on cars or for rebates they’ve already paid to buyers could just disappear, warns Scott Silverman, an attorney.
I also temporarily forgot how to blockquote.
And how to be a decent human being.
Just called the service manager. If these fags try and take my money and not fulfill the warranty I will fucking go “falling down” on these bastards.
/
these boots are made for stomping fags
That isn’t temporary, that is permanent.
by the way, that “guitar” is disturbing as fuck.
I don’t even know what I typed in here. I can’t see shit on this server
I think it’s missing a G string.
/punfail