Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.
Players still looking for a hit, run or rbi. (More Hardball)
8 awesome outdoor grilling tips (btw, Raichlen is God) (Esquire)
These guys put the mock in Mock Draft. Nevermind. It’s fer serious. (Sparty & Friends)
Celtics fans hating on Derrick Rose. (Josh Q. Public)
How one feels when they listen to one of the greatest songs in the history of everything, Nights in White Satin. (Popdose)
ESPN ignoring your blog? Don’t sweat it. (Moondog)
Why didn’t I think of this before? Man blames adultery on sleepwalking. (Slate)
Get your “Turn Ahead The Clock” White Sox jersey. It’s not very attractive, like most ChiSox fans. (ebay via First Cuts)
He moves slowly, deliberately, with full focus on his target. Until they call the police, in which case he runs away like a little bitch. (MSNBC)
The video of the day: HD video in super, duper slow motion. The jello at the end is neat.
After the jump, the greatest Craigslist ad ever placed. I appreciate this man’s honesty.
Nice Coffee Table…To Bang Dead Guys on.HAHAHAHHAHA. Right?
Everyone knows that if you have a portly girlfriend, you don’t let her go to the Pig N Whistle with your best friend.
That table doesn’t look that sturdy. I call bullshit.
Paris did you figure out how to register yet?
this sounds like it is coming from someone experienced with the size 12.
My mother in law fell through a “thick” glass coffee table while drunk, cut her spine, was in a medically induced coma for 8 days and sadly did not die. Damn you god*
*probably not real
ninja lawya has fallen on hard times
Ark, my wife (the prom queen) is a size 2. But I doubt it would support my ass.
/am I a size 12? Anyone?
Hef,
I don’t know if you are a size 12, but your wife is definitely a 2.
/I slept with your wife
//meme’d
///uber burn!!!
Your nose is.
Face!
Nose? Face?
hef married the prom queen.
/high five!!
Oops. Forgot the mrejr8234 tag. Sorry.
/racist’d
Am I the only one who still doesn’t understand women’s sizes? I mean I understand the smaller number is better, but you could grant me access to all 3 of her closets, and I still couldn’t tell you what her sizes are.
Men’s sizes are in inches. Women’s sizes are based on how many beers it takes to make that woman look attractive.
greatest. analogy. evar.
/seriously.
What? Size 0 is too skinny.
Goddamn, I’m gonna use that one.
hef the video of the day is kinda cool but it needs more jew fro
That jew fro kid was the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.
sadder than roman “throwing” a football?