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Rays sell out a game. Chaos ensues. (Obsessed with Sports)
Joakim Soria, the best kept secret in baseball. (Josh Q. Public)
Lebron James is such a show off. (NESW Sports)
Sweet Lou and Steve Phillips kiss and make up. (Awful Announcing)
Whatever happened to that guy that Bobby Knight choked the shit out of? (The March to Madness)
A redneck’s perspective on our National Pastime (Sparty & Friends)
Getting up-to-date with Michigan State football. (Hey, Joe)
DVD review of The IT Crowd. I saw this on Netflix streaming over the weekend and it’s funny stuff. (Popdose)
Man builds chair that tweets his farts. (Gizmodo)
Another tribute to Harry Kalas. (Five Tool Tool)
Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony profile (Funny or Die)
The video of the day: Quiet Asian Syndrome–does it affect someone you know?
After the jump, an image of a woman who wanted to get a closer look at the polar bears at a Berlin zoo. Nice work, dummy.
composite image courtesy of Peter Funch via boingboing
Polar Bear bitch got some big titties.
Germans are crazy.
Germans make good stuff
They failed on the whole “polar bear gate” though, huh?
Shamwow Vince told me Germans make good stuff, he said nothing about their intelligence level.
It’s insane that the woman made it out of there alive. That bear must have been bipolar. “I’m gonna eat this woman. Oh look a frizbee.”
Thankfully I won’t be here all week.
I saw footage of the rescue and they were hitting the bears with boxing gloves on poles like Inspector Gadget and then distracting them with life vests.
Polar bears are apparently dumber than that woman.
I don’t know, I think the polar bears would score better on the SAT, but have shorter attention spans.
They should have just watched Anchorman.
Cbh: are you suggesting they should have used a small dog to rescue them?
Really? Like inspector Gadget? I havent seen the video, I would have thought they would blasted it with rubber shotgun pellets.
Yes, but only if Baxter was available. I mean the dog could poop in the refrigerator and eat a whole wheel of cheese, seems completely plausible he could overcome bear hands.
they threw a slap-chop in there and the bear couldnt get enough of it. it was tired of having boring tuna.
Polar Bears and Brown Bears are 2 different things. Brown Bears would bit her head off.
only if she was wearing the latest j’s. or had the wrong colors on.