It’s Saturday and the weather seems great everywhere in the country right now so we’ve got a full slate of games to look forward to today. Already underway:
- Oakland jumped out to a 1-0 lead over the Blue Jays in the first inning and that’s where the score sits in the 2nd. I really need the BJ’s to start losing if the Red Sox are going to be in first place by Friday (Hef Predicition!) so this is a good start. Go A’s.
- The Nats have jumped out to a 5-0 lead on the Marlins, plating all of those runs in the bottom of the first. Looks like Florida won’t be getting a 10 game lead by the end of April after all.
- Pittsburgh holds a 1-0 lead over the mighty, mighty Braves. I wonder how many Steelers fans will hop on the Pirates bandwagon if/when the Pirates actually become good again. “The Pirates are blue collar and represent the fine city of Pittsburgh!”
- The Mets are giving Yovani Gallardo trouble in the first, with two men on and only one out.
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Look how unhappy he looks in that Nationals uni.
the bulls are making me look smart.
/high five tampa!
/fixed
//celts a playing like shit
/cuz he’s so dumb
/BURN!
When I was at the gym something came on the news about the Nationals having misspelled uniforms last night. Can anyone verify?
if you need me to make yourself look smart then you really need help.
/cuz i’m so dumb
/DOUBLE REVERSE BURN!
CRM did at the 2 1/2 letter…and I made fun of him for misspelling it.
/Hef is dumb
/but not as dumb as you guys
What a joke of a franchise
They’re up 6-2. Go Nats.
I might have to put in my resume for the Nats job.
two top 10 picks? I could do some damage with that
You’d probably blow it on a high school kid who ends up getting Tommy John in Single A ball.
/minor league drafting burn!
hef, sasha mitchell is also a jew.
/bad actor shares the same religion as you burn!
No way Hef, I’d be taking another college guy. Nats need to save some money with that second pick.
Agreed. College is the way to go. Except for all the times it works out with high school kids.
Ummm…acting might not be the best profession to mock jews. All the best actors are either jewish or italian.
don’t miss the whole point or anything.
/reading comprehension burn
//aka sportsgal burn
[Hef sighs at Fetch]
It was a joke, dummy. I think drafting college kids (esp. when you’re a cheap team) is the way to go to.
/dummy
a former co-worker named Lou had a very Jewish sounding last name, yet he was 100% Catholic. He was referred to as “Lou Lou, the fake Jew”.
/Best. Nickname. Ever.
Pittsburgh has put up 10 on the Braves.
Bulls win!
/Boston has gonneria
//got it from hef
Tampa, I hate the Celtics.
/didn’t use to, but KG is a bitch
/so is Paul Pierce
Teixeria doesnt suck (but he is ruining my WHIP/ERA in MLJ league)
This Yankees game is hillarious
Hermida with another 3 run homer.
My cable just went out. this sucks. Now what am I suppose to do on a sunny 72 degree day?
the indians just scored a fuckton of runs in the 2nd inning.
fuck the yankees.
fuckton >>>>> metric ton
/suck it rest of the world
14 runs in the 2nd inning = fuckton of whoopass
I’m sad. After I finish this research project I am unemployed again. Then I watch the Indians drop a Peter North load on the Yankees and I am reminded that world is just.
Those Indians are such a menace.
Custar should have finished the job
shit pot load >>>>> fuckton
Rick what’s the research on?
It was on UCC article 2 and shrink-wrap licensing. An old professor is writing a text on it and asked me to do it. He was only gonna pay me for 8 weeks.
Ken Rosenthal is a midget!
/Fox Sports.