Scene: A Big Boy Restaurant off I-94 in Kalamazoo. Chicago enters the restaurant and notices that Detroit is there sitting at a corner booth. Chicago goes over and sits down.
Chicago: Hey Detroit, what are you doing way out here?
Detroit: Just trying to figure out how to stimulate this busted housing market. This is one of the few places I can go to think without getting shot at.
Chicago: I hear you; it’s pretty bad out there. Hey I meant to thank you for your hospitality the last few days.
Detroit: How so?
Chicago: Well I understand that my Blackhawks were welcomed with open arms on Saturday, then my Bulls and White Sox received similar treatment upon their arrival yesterday.
Detroit: That wasn’t intentional. We tried to be dicks about it, but it just didn’t work out that way.
Chicago: Ha, that’s funny. You know I figured as much. I’m so used to your Red Wings beating the shit out of my Hawks and your Pistons beating the shit out of my Bulls, but we turned the old switch-a-roo.
Detroit: Yeah and don’t even get me started on the fucking Tigers. Outside of Marcus Thames, there’s nobody on that whole team worth a damn.
Chicago: /I don’t get it.
Detroit: Nobody will.
Chicago: Well I should get going. If you see Paris, tell him I said hello.
Detroit: Will do. If you see Tampa Bo, tell him I said fuck off. Oh and tell Happy that he needs a new meme. This one is tired.
damn, i haven’t been to a big boy in years.
big boy>waffle house>ihop.
oh so your gonna insult me and my homeland all in one nugget eh?
/paris
Chicago 8=========D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Detroit
/Science
chicago does have experience pissing on people
They both suck.
Actually ate Big Boy two weeks ago.
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This post sucks
*at
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fuck me
Ive only been to Detroit 3 times in my life. It sucked ass but the suburbs are where its at. Party time in Pontiac.
Detroit is fun as hell. Way better than Chicago. Detroit doesnt have a housing district called “Boys Town.”
The assessment you made Happy whilst possibly correct is also clouded in incredible bias so a -4 for you, however, a +1 for incorporating many different commenters in your post, bringing you to a sum total of -3 for the week.
/My favorite commenter Paolo
Who is Paolo?
North Side is not my issue. Strictly Cubs fans.
Sox/Tigers game Postponed
michigan sucks.
Its gonna be funny when the Cavaliers lose in the playoffs.
they’re not gonna lose because mo williams is the best sidekick since jonathan brandis
/cavs fan
The 248 rules…
Seriously, who is Paolo? Am i missing something?
Sparty- about 2 or 3 years ago me and my buddies drove up to Detroit for the Christmas eve Bears game. We stayed in Oakland at my boys pimp crib I got wicked high out the one hitter. Then we went to Pontiac and got fucked up. I actually had a good time just not in Detroit proper.
Rick, TBL commenter.
link?
bo- detroit does suck. Oakland is really sweet. That is where Eminem lives.
http://thebiglead.com/?p=13269#comments
Overall, this post makes me sad. But then I read this nugget of funny and it brightened my day.
In summation, fuck you guys, you are all assholes.
I’ve had great times in the Detroit suburbs (especially Royal Oak), but Chicago is way better. Only in Chicago can I molest Tom Waddle during a photo opportunity AND give Scoop Jackson shit for being a White Sox fan hanging out in Wrigleyville for the Cubs home opener all in the same day.
I have Scoops e-mail address. I’m gonna talk mad shit to his bitch ass.