Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.
The Lady Terps will eat your children. (Total Pro Sports)
The waiting periods in pro sports. (Pyle of List)
Dallas cops are assholes. (Deuce of Davenport)
So, we’re calling it the “Hines Ward” rule? Joe Flacco will be crushed. (Mondesi’s House)
Lance Armstrong breaks his collarbone. More like his steroids bone. Am I right? (Midwest Sports Fans)
Forget the comparisons to Jordan. Let’s compare BronBron to Kareem. (Josh Q. Public)
TO thinks if he supports Alzheimers patients, they’ll only remember the good things he’s done. (Tirico Suave)
Nick Swisher is the Yankees’ Kevin Millar? Does that sentence make sense? (NESW Sports)
The video of the day is one of those Microsoft-y, IBM-ish like retellings of Little Red Robin Hood (/no homo).
After the jump, the greatest pair of slippers I’ve ever seen in my life. And I’ve seen a lot of great slippers. But seriously…wow.
Greatest slippers ever. Ever.
That picture of the Monte Ellis getting slapped in the balls is funny.
On another note. Just got a text from the girlfriend the article about semen and depression is true.
Me (11:14 AM):
How do you feel?
GF (11:30 AM):
Pretty good. I’m ready to fuck baby. I think sucking your dick (and swallowing) did the trick!
Just checked online. Can’t find those slippers anywhere.
I didn’t know Sasquatch even wore slippers
haha jesus tampa
After I read that Article yesterday I sent it to her. Next thing you know Im getting sucked. Thanks MLJ.
I need to follow suit I think
This testimonial deserves a spot somewhere on the site.
After this mornings discussion, I checked back, and the idiot is now in full effect
http://thebiglead.com/?p=12708#comments
http://majorleaguejerk.com/2009/03/25/nothing-to-click-here-36/#comment-39922
Not really worth it, Fetch. I’m no longer depressed, but it’s offset by the fact that I just might have broken my neck.
Based on the article, no it doesn’t. Kevin Millar was a douche of the highest order, he can wear his Red Sox uniform all he wants now.
Yes, yes you are.
when looking at a players VORP, is there an over/under on what consider’s them more or less valuable, or is more based on comparing the players and the team that they are on?
That Dallas Police video is horrible, and the video of the day is wrong: the wolf was killed by an axe.
I nominate this Cow Humping Gone Wrong Video for a future video of the day.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/extramustard/03/26/amanda-bynes-twitter-updates/index.html
Hef: Rick, your need to be the smartest guy in the room is…off putting.
Rick: Maybe that’s why I’m still single.
Rick: Just saw a preview for your new Documentary, Pedro.
Hef: Yeah, I am an illegal gay mexican that bangs dudes.
Hef is Juan Epstein?
no “hef sent the same text to his boyfriend” jokes? you guys are losing it.
that’s because hef is tampa bo’s girlfriend
/mindsploiding
clown- Jelous!?
/Runs away crying because just found out his girlfriend is hef
Jealous*