Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.
March Madness Brackets luring sociopaths out of the woodwork. (The Sports Hernia)
Sports Illustrated once called the 1999 Mets Infield the “Best Ever” on it’s cover. This guy went and took some of the new fielding stats available today and tested that statement. Let’s just say, if they are not, they are pretty damn close. (Amazin’ Avenue)
Kei Igawa is the greatest Yankees pitcher of all time Spring Training 2009 so far. (Josh Q. Public)
Reactions to the Carl Landry shooting. (Sports Radio Interviews)
Chase Utley the mad scientist. (The Fightins)
At first I thought this headline said: UFL to hire retarded broadcasters. Which would have been better. (CursedCleveland)
Blow up dolls inflate attendance at a rugby match. (Total Pro Sports)
Sigh. Another solution to the problem of March Madness (which doesn’t exist). (Moondog Sports)
You learn something new everyday. Bear hands! (Wiki)
Jimmy Rollins impersonates Ricky Williams. (NESW Sports)
Obama fills out his bracket. (Mondesi’s House)
Julian Tavarez might want to rethink this quote a bit. (Deuce of Davenport)
Dan Rooney, ambassador to Ireland. (HHR)
The video of the day: This is what they do at the Ford plant when they should be making shitty American cars. I bet Japanese mechanics work on their lunch break before heading home to their robot wives.
After the jump: If Frank Miller drew Charlie Brown:
That picture is creepy.
Does the guy behind Jay have a black eye and a swollen lip? WTF?
Obvious.
Jay Z doesn’t seem to be enjoying the company of female Jay Z.
And vice versa.
That guy is pretty busted. Those must be Mr. and Mrs. Carter
I’ve read a lot of Frank Miller and those are just images from The Dark Knight Strikes Again. Still…clever.
That picture is the best thing I’ve seen all day. It’s only 12:30 though
I’m not sure how to read the “though” in that sentence. Possible interpretations:
1. It’s early and that picture will be topped.
2. It’s the greatest thing ever today and it will not be topped so the rest of my day is going to be a drag in comparison.
3. I’m going to end my life.
I’ll go with a lil of 1 and 2. Today’s not the day for 3.
There’s always tomorrow though, right?
/crosses fingers
//alienates another commenter
that picture actually gives jay-z the ability to go fuck himself.
/ jay -z > lil’ wayne
they both suck.
i disagree. lil wayne however sucks and he looks like a ninja turtle.
I love when white people talk about rap. Entertaining.
/Except Stigs