Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.
A very logical question to ask. (Yahoo Answers)
A Nicolas Cage movie plot generator. (Cracked)
Quite possibly the coolest medal ever. (Wonderland via boing boing)
Apparently Soccer is ruining America. Who am I to argue? (HHR)
Fantasy Position Preview: Third Base: (Sharapova’s Thigh)
Most amazing baseball hit ever. Sorry it’s in Japanese. I know how you guys still feel after WWII. (NESW Sports)
Goodbye Pitt. (Mondesi’s House)
David Stern is changing the rules for LeBron (Cleveland Poop-Dispenser)
Charles “Mask” Lewis dies in car crash. (Total Pro Sports)
Phil Mickelson is good at his short game. Is that a dick joke? I don’t follow golf. Is he the black one? (Tuna Golf)
The video of the day: well, I’m still not sure what it’s advertising. Luckily I think it’s fake. (psst…don’t tell Fetch; he’ll be crushed)
After the jump: Tramp Stamp Barbie. (SFW)





Wow, awesome today. That Yahoo Answers link is fantastic and educational. Also, it is confirmed that Nic Cage sucks it hard.
/bear suit
Why did Barbie get a tramp stamp that says Indonesia?
i’d drop one on her stamp.
/tampa’d
Uh oh….
Those answers on the yahoo questions are hilarious.
i like the one that says
Just had a conversation with Cadillac Williams. Hes picking Florida tonight.
i dated a girl with a steamy vag once. tried to tell me she got it from a tractor seat…
/hernia’d
Why did Cleveland name their paper The Poop Dispenser?
it’s actually Poop De Spencer…they named it after my stool and added some european flair.
Congratulations
Hey Paris, you could get Final Four tix on the cheap: http://www.cnbc.com/id/29654507
why, thank you!
Also, that blonde in the pic is pretty hot. I bet if I put some 36″ Woods on my truck I’d have a shot at her.