Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.

The top 10 reasons TO signed with the Bills. (Total Pro Sports)
The NY Jets are fucking gay. (The Sports Hernia)
Speaking of gay, a recap of Philadelphia’s weekend. (The House that Glanville Built)
Ric Bucher rips a Cleveland Newpaper. (CursedCleveland)
Apparently they’re making a porno based on the show Scrubs. Or they already made it. Whatever. (NSFW)
The all-fictional baseball team. (Josh Q. Public)
The UFL is coming back? (Five Tool Tool)
A Miami blog praises Dwyane Wade. Seems kind of obvious. What if, next time, they call him Dwyane Lame? (City of Champs)
College Basketball Review and Preview…Tourney Style. (Sparty and Friends)
Girls are crazy. (FMyLife)
The Video of the Day: Remade comedic sketches if they were done by different directors. It’s about time someone took Wes Anderson down a peg.
After the jump, the most fake looking real beard ever. Or is the most real looking fake beard? Either way, he got fired for looking stupid. So we all win.





After that picture, I don’t feel like I have won.
It’s a beautiful day at MLJ. Domestic violence and funny beards.
+1 for the domestic violence
Isn’t this the real reason?
I bet they called him ARABraham Lincoln.
That guy in the Girls are Crazy link is dumb. Why would he be on top to begin with? That’s a lot of work when you’re drunk.
that is your best gif ever. bra-fucking-o.
yeah, Triston. plus, when the girl is on top, she can’t get pregnant. everyone knows that. it’s gravity.
good point stigs, Only thing I can figure is he was concerned about projectile vomiting. Valid concern during drunk sex.
is the ‘girls are crazy’ link SFW?
yes. it’s just on f my life
yeah it is SFW.
a must read.
Also, nice and short, you will be done reading it in about 5 seconds.
must read indeed.
I had a bitch try to do me like that. I almost punched her.
yes the man stuck it to us
Slapping a woman in the ass and putting a pie in her face equals violation.
Racism, sexism don’t, got it.
I bet that guy had a Wooly Willy toy as a kid.
dammit. i could have watched that gif all day long.
The new gif is awesome!!