Comments on: Jose Tabata Doesn’t Believe in Due Diligence

By: Hef

Hef — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:50:08 +0000

Tampa Bo: I probably need to do a background check on my girlfriend.

Tampa Bo — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:45:13 +0000

I probably need to do a background check on my girlfriend.

Hef — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:36:35 +0000

Tampa: she sounds like a giver.

Tampa Bo — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:34:43 +0000

I bet she does a mean rusty Trombone. That is the only reason he is with this woman. Right?

Paris Hiltons Lazy Eye — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:28:31 +0000

Kids are great

No they’re not.

cbh49er — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:27:52 +0000

I thank my parents for having my little brothers when I was 14. I got to see first hand and actually appreciate how much work kids are.

Hef — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:22:06 +0000

Kids are great if you hate having free time and don’t enjoy hanging out with your friends.

Paris Hiltons Lazy Eye — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:13:22 +0000

he fell down while carrying a cupcake and bam, right in the face. Icing everywhere. He started crying and it was hilarious

Kids falling down is the funniest thing since old people falling down.

1 Happy St — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:11:35 +0000

Jose, if you don’t realize how lucky you are, then you deserve to be married to a psycho who’s twice your age.

To be fair, Tabata is probably at least 26 by now.

stalkingerinandrews — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:09:57 +0000

Hef: Advice for Fathers since 2009.