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Oh, Jonathan Papelbon…you are such a douchebag.  What will you say next?

“It just takes one guy to bring an entire team down, and that’s exactly what was happening,” Papelbon reportedly told the magazine. “Once we saw that, we weren’t afraid to get rid of him. It’s like cancer. That’s what he was. Cancer. He had to go. It [stunk], but that was the only scenario that was going to work. That was it for us.”

So, let me get this straight…the cornerstone for the franchise you’ve been a part of for a third of the time as long is a cancer?  The guy who not only was the engine for your offense, but the character that everyone rallied around is a cancer?  The guy who actually shows up and plays every single game, and not only shows up, but is one of the top 10 right handed hitters of all time is a cancer?

Let me ask you this, Jonathan, what makes you think that you should be saying shit like this in public?

Now, I’ve long held the opinion that, in professional sports, chemistry isn’t just overrated, it shouldn’t even be discussed.  Pro sports is not high school or college.  You get paid to play this game, and paid extremely well, and when you start getting a check it’s no longer a game, it’s a job.  You don’t have to collect that paycheck if you don’t like the people you’re working with, so, by all means, feel free to just quit if it’s that big of a deal.

But lets not even get into that.

Instead, lets focus on the fact that, you, Jonathan, are a douche of such epic proportions, and have such little class, that the fact that you even opened your mouth to say something this asinine is laughable.  We’re going to take the word of a guy who fucks around in the bullpen DURING THE GAME?  Dude, you show up to pitch 1.5 times per week, if it’s a busy week, and often, in situations that are about as stressful as a Friday afternoon.  Manny was 1,000% more important to the Sox than you are, yet HE’S the problem?

Here’s the way I see it you dick…YOU’RE the living embodiment of why every other part of the country hates the Red Sox.  You are a direct representation of the faggoty fans that root for your bullshit team.  You show up opponents and make a fool out of yourself.  YOU HAVE NO FUCKING ROOM TO TALK ABOUT ANOTHER PLAYER FOR BEING A CANCER IF YOU’RE AS BIG OF A DICKBAG AS YOU ARE.

Then again, the Sox were so much better off without Manny, right?

Whatever…you’re an asshole, Papelbon.  Keep talking about shit that isn’t relevant whatsoever.  What compelled you to discuss an incident that’s, at this point, almost 9 months old, when you should be focusing on the fact that your team is facing an uphill battle with a ton of question marks all across the roster?  So Manny’s the cancer, huh?

I just hope you remember these comments when the Sox get tired of your schtick and decide to fuck around with your contract status.  Because you know they will.  If they get rid of a guy who produces more than 99.9% of major league hitters, was a World Series MVP for a team that didn’t win one before him for 86 years and has been the foundation for the Sox for over a decade, they won’t hesitate to get rid of some asshole who pitches about 60 innings per year and asks about chicks tits during the game.

Cancer my ass.  Go fuck yourself.

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