
Oh, Jonathan Papelbon…you are such a douchebag. What will you say next?
“It just takes one guy to bring an entire team down, and that’s exactly what was happening,” Papelbon reportedly told the magazine. “Once we saw that, we weren’t afraid to get rid of him. It’s like cancer. That’s what he was. Cancer. He had to go. It [stunk], but that was the only scenario that was going to work. That was it for us.”
So, let me get this straight…the cornerstone for the franchise you’ve been a part of for a third of the time as long is a cancer? The guy who not only was the engine for your offense, but the character that everyone rallied around is a cancer? The guy who actually shows up and plays every single game, and not only shows up, but is one of the top 10 right handed hitters of all time is a cancer?
Let me ask you this, Jonathan, what makes you think that you should be saying shit like this in public?
Now, I’ve long held the opinion that, in professional sports, chemistry isn’t just overrated, it shouldn’t even be discussed. Pro sports is not high school or college. You get paid to play this game, and paid extremely well, and when you start getting a check it’s no longer a game, it’s a job. You don’t have to collect that paycheck if you don’t like the people you’re working with, so, by all means, feel free to just quit if it’s that big of a deal.
But lets not even get into that.
Instead, lets focus on the fact that, you, Jonathan, are a douche of such epic proportions, and have such little class, that the fact that you even opened your mouth to say something this asinine is laughable. We’re going to take the word of a guy who fucks around in the bullpen DURING THE GAME? Dude, you show up to pitch 1.5 times per week, if it’s a busy week, and often, in situations that are about as stressful as a Friday afternoon. Manny was 1,000% more important to the Sox than you are, yet HE’S the problem?
Here’s the way I see it you dick…YOU’RE the living embodiment of why every other part of the country hates the Red Sox. You are a direct representation of the faggoty fans that root for your bullshit team. You show up opponents and make a fool out of yourself. YOU HAVE NO FUCKING ROOM TO TALK ABOUT ANOTHER PLAYER FOR BEING A CANCER IF YOU’RE AS BIG OF A DICKBAG AS YOU ARE.
Then again, the Sox were so much better off without Manny, right?
Whatever…you’re an asshole, Papelbon. Keep talking about shit that isn’t relevant whatsoever. What compelled you to discuss an incident that’s, at this point, almost 9 months old, when you should be focusing on the fact that your team is facing an uphill battle with a ton of question marks all across the roster? So Manny’s the cancer, huh?
I just hope you remember these comments when the Sox get tired of your schtick and decide to fuck around with your contract status. Because you know they will. If they get rid of a guy who produces more than 99.9% of major league hitters, was a World Series MVP for a team that didn’t win one before him for 86 years and has been the foundation for the Sox for over a decade, they won’t hesitate to get rid of some asshole who pitches about 60 innings per year and asks about chicks tits during the game.
Cancer my ass. Go fuck yourself.




If you smoke too much or are exposed to radiation, you will get Manny Ramirez.
Fuck you spencer. You’re the cancer at MLJ.
Boston sucks. Paplebon has a nose like a black guy.
That’s the only thing I don’t like about him.
+1 for the title alone.
this isn’t news.
Fuck you Hef, you are a drive by criticizing cancer to TBL.
Papelbon won me a FBB league two years ago, but I still think he’s a douche. Like why I still come here even though I know Spence sucks and Hef is gay.
Know who else is a cancer?
Luke E. Mia
He said in the Esquire article that he’ll never start a game again. What a lazy bag of douchedicks.
Spencer, are you feeling ok?
*sniff,sniff*
you smell that?
cancer.
paris…cleveland is dry right now. i haven’t smoked in a week.
Spencer that might be a compliment, Cancer does win a lot of battles.
True Story: my 8th grade coach called me a cancer and then 10 years later he got cancer.
I think we’re at 100 sportsgal posts in a row without good sports analysis. Congrats everyone!
Rick: sweet story.
This made me laugh.
Laughter is the best medicine – Kramer
/Hernia’d
True Story: Cancer kills.
I soon as I saw this story on SI I thought of Spencer.
Damn Kansas is out, does this make them like a 4 seed now?
I hate Spencer so much. More than I hate cancer…which killed my mother.
/true story
hef…would it make you feel any better if i gave you some money out of my wallet?
Why am I laughing so hard at these morbid cancer stories?
LOL!
@spencer: goddammit. Now we’re friends again.
/You and your poop mouth.
I have a cancer sore in my mouth. It’s herpes, right?
/spelling mistake that causes a misunderstanding’d
You know what Jon Lester thought was like cancer? Cancer.
Cory Lidle wishes he was a cancer…at least he’d be alive.
/too soon?
so ur saying mannys attitude was good for the red sox?
i think when you dont play because of a fake injury its time to go. spencer get ur facts straight and bitch about someone who actually did something wrong. like a fraud
sigh…
ATTITUDE IS BULLSHIT.
manny was the most productive red sox player at the time, regardless if he was half assing it. tell your fucking red sox to grow the fuck up, act like adults, and do your fucking job instead of worrying if your best player is going thru a midseason spell of brain-gas like he always does. sure, his attitude might not have been “good” for the red sox, but his production sure as hell was.
but, yea, let the guy who throws 60 innings a year talk shit about a guy who is on the short list of greatest red sox of all time 8 months after the fact. that makes a lot of sense.
Spencer,
The Phillies won the world series with an attitude rating of 9.72 which was second best in the Majors behind the surprising Rays, who came in with an attitude rating of 9.84. It was no coincidence that these were the two teams in the world series.
are those numbers park adjusted?
i can’t imagine the rays having a high attitude rating playing in the trop.
ok paris hilton or whatever ur dumb ass name is
attitude is bullshit? you must be a yankees fan look at the wbc they had shitty attitudes and did a shitty job and look who was there leader, jeter. he did a great job with that
and im pretty sure one of the best closers in the game can talk as much shit as he wants to while fuck ups like manny doesnt have his shit straight. and how is he being productive when his ass is on the bench complaining about a fake injury? also mike lowell, pedroia,and ortiz had higher batting avgs at the time. good point though. and a short list of great red sox? do your fucking research
I agree with everything Ben said. It’s just a shame he doesn’t have a blog that I can read.
Ben is right, my name is almost as dumb as getting worked up over a blog post 2 weeks after it was originally posted. Are all Red Sox fans this retarded?
Only Hef can answer that.
so i got worked up? whos the fag using all caps
ALL CAPS!?!?!? HOW DARE HE!!
good one
As a Red Sox fan I think Papelbon’s a douche. I’m just glad he’s a douche on the Red Sox instead of some other team.
But are you retarded? That was the question.
I don’t think so. Let me see if I can lift a car over my head and hurl it into a tree.
/retard strength scares the shit out of me