[Downtown Baltimore. Sidewalk.]
(Off screen) Hey Joe! Joe! I’m your biggest fan. Do you have time to chat for a few minutes?
Flacco: (minutes pass)…I always have time for my fans.
Fan: Awesome, Joe. I’ve followed your career since your Delaware days. I was pumped when my boys drafted you. And my friends and family say I look just like you!
Flacco: I can’t quite put my finger on it, but I think you’re right.
Fan: You can’t put your finger on it? Except for my facial hair, we’re identical. Look at us standing side by side in this mirror.
Flacco: …
Fan: C’mon, man, quit staring and say something! Don’t you see it?
Flacco: Hey I think I see it now. You’re wearing a yellow shirt, too! Right?
(Off screen while walking away): Jesus Christ…we need to get Troy Smith in there.
fin
Needs more Troy Polumalu
bravo.
as usual, funny.
but Roman, this is what you were bumped for?
Joe Flacco and his adventures should get picked up by one of the networks. Could make a great sitcom.
I hope I never get tired of these.
The facial hair looks so real
Where is that pic from?
sparty…1500 words on Jerry Reese or Joe Flacco with a photoshopped goatee…I mean Hef gets paid the big bucks for these decisions and I have to say..well done Hefler
wise words, roman. wise words.
a flowering soliloquy about overpaying chris canty and giving brandon jacobs the shaft, perhaps?
browns still suck.
spencer..over pay my ass..they got him for a million a year less then the Redskins would have given him and the Packers would have at least matched what the Giants gave..enjoy 2-12 under ManKok
The Browns are going back to playing in the 70s?
As long as they bring back the orange pants