Tiger Woods: Awww yea. Tiger, despite hitting the ball like a drunk David Toms all week, somehow managed to usurp the golf gods yet again and find a way to win on the final hole. Seriously, does anyone on earth have the chutzbah Mr. Woods does? I say no…which is why I decided to use the biggest fucking picture I could find.
And what does this picture tell us? Adding Sean O’Hair’s pelt to his collection was obviously about as exciting as a 10am shit. That and Steve Williams may, indeed, be an angry, Kiwi version of Lennie from Of Mice and Men. If you want more, check this out (/shameless).
Lets go to the video!
Awesome.
Cavs 102, Mavs 74: This quote from Yahoo sports says it all.
But Cleveland, flexing its defensive muscle, then outscored Dallas 30-11 in the third quarter, 55-25 in the second half and by an astounding 82-39 margin from the 10:13 mark of the second quarter on to improve to a league-best 35-1 at home.
Beatdown city, baby. LeBrontosaurus.
Hawks 86, Lakers 76: Kobe’s belly was hurting. He sucked, the Lakers sucked and Michigan sucks. Whatever, nice to have the cushion in the homecourt race, but this loss means dick come playoff time.
YOURRRRRRRRRRRR FINAL FOUR!!!:
North Gay-rolina assploded all over every smelly Oklahoman not named Blake Griffin and Michigan State SPARTA’D!!! all up in Louisville’s business, joining Villanova and Yukon UConn in ZE FINAL FOUR!
So who do you root for? No idea, all these teams are as intriguing as a steaming pile of horse dung, but at least Detroit gets to enjoy Michigan State’s inevitable second mollywhopping on the Ford Field floor. Bully for us!
Holy giant picture, batman.
Tiger was a beast. Golf just became watchable again.
I’m no State fan, but they just beat the shit out of the Big East Champs (best basketball conference evar!!!), I wouldn’t count them out.
i feel bad for o’hair.
/golf burn
I have no idea if this is an insult, a compliment, or an inside joke about the nature of gardening. Golf is gay.
if golf is gay, then call me hef.
BURN!!!!!