Now that I’m a big time blogger, I get weird e-mails. Maybe the most random e-mail I’ve ever received showed up this week. It was from Comedy Central informing me that Warren Sapp was going to be on the dias at the Larry The Cable Guy Roast. It also included a form for credentials. Unfortunately, I won’t be able to make it to LA by Sunday. It is nice to know that I’ve made it.
Ten days ago, KSK opined on Dan Marino being a part of the roast. The release I received didn’t mention Marino, but I’m sure he’s one of the distinguished “others.” Unless Sapp sacked Marino!? (I feel like I’m working at Entertainment Weekly.) Here are the comedy Gods that you can look forward to seeing on March 15th.
Nick DiPaolo, Jeff Foxworthy, Greg Giraldo, Toby Keith, Lisa Lampanelli (Roastmaster), Maureen McCormick, Jeffrey Ross, Warren Sapp, among others.
Did you guys hear that? Among others… That could literally be anyone. (And what the fuck is Maureen McCormick doing there? Was Eve Plumb busy? /zing)
Anyway, it’s nice to see Warren Sapp continue to expand his post-NFL resume. First Dancing With The Stars, now a Comedy Central roast. Next? Celebrity Apprentice 3? Project Runway: Big & Tall?
What the fuck has Larry the Cable Guy done to deserve a roast?
Larry the Cable Guy isnt even funny. Hopefully they really just roast him.
Larry is way better than Mencia
Git R Dun, Warren
Who had 10:04 for the Aztec Day Laborer jokes to begin.
Anytime Toby Keith presents an award to you, you know your white-trash-hillbilly-uninformed-guy.
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shock and awed
Do Nick DiPaolo or Jeffrey Ross have jobs outside of doing Comedy Central Roasts?
I think I’ve seen Larry the cable guy on television once. He’s that retard who talks about farts, scabs, moles, fat women, poor people, and white-trash relatives, right? People in the audience were laughing at him the whole time. It was kind of mean-spirited if you ask me.
Larry’s a Cornhusker fan, he’s alright in my book.
My parents like Larry.
I made it my personal goal to punch everyone that thinks he is funny in the face
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Serious
Larry’s no Bill Engvall, I tell ya that much.
/spits, beats wife
Can we agree.
larry > Mencia
Tampa, no
Both suck Fred Smoot style dildos. Dont make me break my ban on Florida.
Mencia came to Saginaw last year, it was a huge deal.
/I hate where I live
racist.
Clown, come up here to Northwest Ohio, Southeast Michigan and tell me that to my face
Parts of Larry’s movie were filmed in my hometown.
/true story
SEA, the health inspector movie? That was better than Transformers.
/bsanders
Yeah, the one with Jenny McCarthy. Don’t remember the name, too lazy to look it up. I know the guy that owns the pig farm they filmed at, too. He’s still waiting for his check from the production company.