Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them to majorleaguejerk@gmail.com.
You want your fucking weather? Here’s your fucking weather.
Video of the day comes via FilmDrunk. It is yet more proof that mustaches are awesome. Samberg is OK too.
Roman and Fetch are going to get chubbies watching Dancing With The Stars this season. LT (the real one, not the overrated running back) and Shawn Johnson (a female) are among this year’s contestants.
The New York Times effectively humanizes banking executives in explaining how $500,000 a year is just not enough to live on in New York City.
In case anyone hasn’t seen the Cookie Monster – Jay Z mashup.
Awesome video time. It’s every curse word evAr (mild NSFW) from The Sopranos. Very hypnotic.
Baseball players that tested negative for steroids in 2003 may have their urine samples from that test re-tested. Why? Well, apparently Barry Bonds original test came back clean and was re-tested. The new result came back positive with a previously undetectable steroid.
Tiger Woods has a new cub! Welcome to the world Charlie Axel Woods. That name sounds racist.
Two golf links? Whaaa? Yahoo!’s Devil Ball tells us that one of The Golf Channel announcers is in trouble today after reading a t-shirt that said, “I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts for eating a Brownie.” Those zany golf announcers.
Because TBL picted the most clownish of the Katy Perry picture to put below the jump this morning here’s Egotastic’s gallery. (Site might be less-than-SFW)
So I have to watch dancing with the stars now.
To whomever included the Shawn Johnson link, thanks for making me google her. I was always jealous that I’ve never met Chris Hanson.
/lame TCAP reference
I have no idea who would ever link Newsday on this blog
/I hope LT lambadas for his coke money
That dog is well prepared for a loss at the Bad Newz Kennel.
LT plays at the Parkland Country Club every single day. He is totally going to tank. He can’t stay away from the course that long.
God.
Please tell me the NY Times article was a joke. It’s a joke, right? Ha ha. I mean, like, these same fuckers who have been supporting candidates who have been denying increasing minimum wage to reasonable levels, who have been blaming the (recently) homeless for not being able to pay their interest-only mortgages, who blamed the federal government’s lax regulation and underwriting rules for their own stupid greed, they need more than 500k so they can have a private nanny, gun-toting driver, private school and a big apartment in Manhattan? Ha ha. Funny funny. That’s from The Onion, right? Ha ha. ‘Cause they were saying a year ago that people weren’t living within their means. Ha ha.
Whooooo. Funny.
Usher > Chris Brown
Martinez the drug dealer > Ben the orthopedic surgeon
I hope Jamal Anderson doesn’t snitch. I’m on parole.
ben the orthopedic surgeon deserves to get his ass kicked.