"I steal money"
Kerry Wood and Joe Smith, the two relievers who were going to make the Indians’ bullpen whole again, are hurting. Wood has a sore back and Smith has a viral infection. They have not thrown since last weekend and manager Eric Wedge doesn’t know when they’ll pitch in a Cactus League game.
“He’s had a little bit of a sore back,” Wedge said, referring to Wood. “It works out fine for this part of camp. We’ve been slow-playing him a little bit.”
Wood stretched with the Indians on Wednesday morning and played catch. He’s tentatively scheduled to throw a bullpen session Friday. The sore back is a concern because Wood has been on the disabled list 12 times in the past 11 years with the Chicago Cubs. The Indians signed him to a two-year, $20.5 million contract in December to be their closer.
“I’m really liking that signing so far for the Indians,” said notable White Sox fan Happy. “I watched that guy piss off Cubs fans for a decade. It’ll be nice to watch him piss off Indians fans now.”
Anyone know why a team would sign Kerry Wood at this point?
Can Spencer get a do over on his preview?
here, i’ll translate.
“we don’t want to wear him out and he doesn’t need spring training.”
fuck all of you.
Because he struck out 20 batters one time when I was in jr. high.
You’re notable now? What does that entail exactly? Do you sign autographs for other fans?
I once struck out ten in little league, maybe I could get a contract.
I was taken out of context.
+ eleventy
Joe Smith has AIDS?
Is he even a real person?
Yeah, Joe Smith was raped by Obama.
/Guardian’d
You mean: /Globe’d. Guardian is a reliable newspaper. Right?
I do mean Globe’d, thanks for being a dick and pointing it out.
/runs away crying because I have no short term memory
LOL!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29391313
Goddamn, TBL is ruining my life. First no mention of Butler now a bash of the Tigers. TBL fuck you.
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Irish the Cable guy’d
+1 Tampa
Did Irish submit his resume to become a writer here or something?
Rex has his FBI file.
spring training is a waste of time.
at least we don’t have to deal that fat fuck CC pulling his stomach reaching for the BBQ sauce.