A-Rod stetches on his stomach to avoid feeling the needle bruises on his ass.
SI.com has an exclusive that Alex Rodriguez was one of 104 people to test positive for steroids in MLB’s supposedly anonymous drug testing in 2003. This was the same year he won the MVP in Texas. This revelation came out because the federal government subpoenaed the drug tests for the Barry Bonds Witch Perjury Trial. A-Rod was approached at a gym in Miami on Thursday and said the following:
“You’ll have to talk to the union,” said Rodriguez, the Yankees’ third baseman since his trade to New York in February 2004. When asked if there was an explanation for his positive test, he said, “I’m not saying anything.”
My guess is that this takes the Joe Torre book off of the daily front page coverage of A-Rod. It also is going to leave open another spring training filled with steroid revelations and subsequent overkill. But if any thing come out of it at least we finally have proof that A-Rod lets d00ds stick stuff in his butt.
*reported with help from Nick P and Cool Rick
BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA.
Oh. Oh man. This is awesome.
So when Madonna when pegging him, I guess he was already used to it.
I told you bitch, stop fucking calling my wife. I want you in the next celebrity boxing, gaypants.
Shit… apparently there is a God. Now I have to get all religious and stuff.
I’m watching over you, son.
/Lebron
Our government is awesome at keeping things sealed. It makes me feel comfortable knowing they’re in charge of stuff.
It’s getting to the point where all ballplayers who are really particular about the way they look and who fuck manly chicks are being singled out as steroid users. And I think that’s wrong.
Agreed, Hef. Manly chicks always have the Estrogen blocker essential for a good cycle, and they also know exactly where to shoot me up.
When’s the Big Papi test getting leaked?
Did you guys hear about A-Rod? Steroids!
Nick, that makes no sense. Everyone knows they don’t have steroids in Minnesota… Oh.
Peter Gammons was just quoted as saying, “BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!00EleveNTY!!0WOOT!L!”.
When asked if there was an explanation for his positive test, he said, “yes, I took steroids.”
That was a silly question.
“Aaaaaa-Rooooooid! Aaaaaaa-Rooooooid! Aaaaaa-Roooooid!”
/best taunt ever
Damn, this means I can’t make any more roids jokes about Fernandes Tateez
Can’t. Stop. Smiling.
I don’t know why everyone’s so excited by this news. I hate the guy just as much as the next person, but do you realize we’re now going to be relentlessly bombarded with ARod stories for the next three months? Thank god I stopped watching SportsCenter.
Anyone else catching the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie marathon on ABC Family? No? Allright, just checking.
Oh, oh Jesus.
Maybe we shouldn’t rush to judgement. After all, maybe he didn’t want the extra home run power. Maybe he didn’t want a stronger arm. Maybe he was doing them with his ex-wife (http://tinyurl.com/azn65m) so he could grow boobs and she could have a monster organ to do him with. Just sayin’.
Yep I’m never getting drunk again
Take it back fetch
I definitely drunk dialed my ex-girlfriend last night. Not good times.
Do you have a current girlfriend fetch? If not, no big deal.
no i don’t but it still wasn’t good.
So you just called to talk about your feelings instead of what you could be feeling.
shouldn’t a link have been included. this is plagiarism.
fetch, calling your ex. g/f is an American pastime, as long as you called her bitch, whore, slut and other types of nice things.
Pujols is next to go down.
/wild speculation, fuck the Cardinals.
Robin Yount is next.
I thought I did add a link..shit..it’s not there..I got everything from SI.com as my first word in the post says
Who will be the first to get a comment from Derek Jeter on this?
The little guy in this pic.
haha. i was wondering what that was about in the email. hilarious. well done.
I can’t believe you guys link to MetsBlog. That sh*t sucks. It’s basically MLBTradeRumors copied and pasted.
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