Two things I’m not a fan of: The Dallas Cowboys, media-generated stars, and Hef (bonus thing). With that being said, The New York Post, a beacon of integrity and pillar of the Constitution’s Freedom of the Press, continues it’s assault on the least common denominator with it’s latest cartoon.
New York Post - January 28, 2009
Yes, Jessica Simpson looked a smidge different in the lastest photos, with jokes being easily made, or “Would You or Wouldn’t You” games being played (of course we all still would), but why does making pretty obvious jokes result in the obese Sean Delonas still getting paid? Last I checked, we already have Frank Caliendo to fill such a void. Are the creative, and thought-provoking cartoonists, such as Mike Peters and Mike Luckovich, going the way of their print journalist colleagues? Sadly, it seems so.
I don’t know why this struck such a nerve with me, especially given my aforementioned distaste for all parties involved, but for once I’ll go the non-Jerk route and stick up for the over-hyped targets. Besides, this portly asshole has already shown his abject laziness in the past and apparently felt obligated to illustrate it for us once again (see what I did there with the pun?).
Mr. Delonas, fat cartoonist, we anxiously await your cartoon featuring the Obama daughters not having a black, adult, father-figure as a daily presence in their lives. Maybe you could even parallel the Oval Office to prison by drawing some bars? That’d be a real stitch…
Oh, and Jessica, feel free to drop me a line with an offer to take me out to dinner for sticking up for you. It’s the least you could do. Seriously.
This is too funny.
Well done. I hate Hef too.
From the linked blog:
Sean Delonas is a cartoonist whose work runs in the NY Post. His cartoons are usually ad hominem attacks on gays, women, fat people, and celebrities, which is why they run on on “Page 6.” Nothing funny or clever finds its way out of this guy’s brain. But apparently he is so flattered by himself he copies his own cartoons.
Let’s see, between Romo and Jessica, it looks like he hit all his bases with gays, women fatsos, and celebrities. This one was right in his wheelhouse.
/Hyena’d
Who is this guy? Hef did you hire another guy? Sweet crap.
That cartoon is so unrealistic. Like Jessica would ever wear a shirt with her name across the front.
looks like Ronald McDonald is getting high on the couch
RexKramerManOfThePeople
good stuff, rexynomo
I could see Romo wearing his football uniform over to Jessica’s though
OT: my buddy has to go to his 3 year old nieces birthday party on Sunday. what is the appropriate punishment for her parents for scheduling it that day?
Stigs- If I was him I wouldn’t go. I know if it was my niece I wouldn’t go and she would have to understand.
death.
No 3 year old’s party is at night. I say go early and be home by 3 to start boozin.
What a bunch of retards. Who schedules birthday parties on a sunday anyway, let alone SB Sunday?
he’s a big pussy Tampa so that is out of the question. it’s his wife’s sister’s kid, so they’re going.
stigs – Xylophone
http://www.creativekidstuff.com/xylophone.html
i think the party starts at 3 because the parents had some other shit going on (whoever scheduled that should be shot as well) before that. he says he’ll be over by 5:30 for the game, but i doubt it.
A 50 pack of play-doh
Having the party that day is only acceptable if it rolls into a Super Bowl party…Having a birthday party that day is completely inconsiderate by the parents and expecting family and friends to be there is completely insane. Your child is not that important. The girl should learn that very early in life.
+1 Clown
Stigs, for most family gatherings of that nature I pull my patented manuever: show up early with a baddass gift. Give the kid your full attention, then bail out when the guests arrive at the appropriate time. This means you dont have to make small talk.
Maybe he should just beat up his wife.
photo of the fat guy = humanized
Why, is something else going on this Sunday?
Romo looks like Eli Manning had sex with Woody Allen in that sketch.
WTF…over.