Today was a great day here at MLJ. Our numbers were huge today. Or yuuuuge, if you’re from New York and speak like Roman presumably does. We had threeve and a half million unique views today. It seems like most people have returned to work and their regular blog viewing, so we are seeing the numbers we expected in 2009. Well, where was I? Ok, the great day here. I’m sure you’ve read all of our wonderful posts, so no need for me to recap them. If you missed them, they can be found under “Recent Posts” on the right side of the blog.
The one post that needs mentioning is the news that Eric Mangini was named coach of the Browns. Roman gave his analysis and hopefully Spencer and RexKramerBrownsFan will chime in with their opinions on the new hire. Personally, I think it’s a terrible hire. Any coach that can turn my beloved Brett Favre into the embarrassing and washed up pathetic excuse for a quarterback that we saw last year can not possibly be a good coach (/sincere).
Anyways, stop by talk about some basketball games, TV shows you’re watching or to polute this fine blog with more hockey talk. Also, let us know what you think about the announcer switch ESPN is pulling by having Dookie V announce an NBA game and Tirico and the crew announce a college game.
Davidson @ Duke: Like previously mentioned, Mike Tirico, Mark Jackson and Jeff Van Gundy will be announcing this game for ESPN tonight. It will be nice for them to see real fans cheering for a team. The Cameron Crazies bring more heat than fans at any NBA game. Except maybe when the Knicks fans were cheering for Lebron. They sure brought the spirit. Watch the nation’s leading scorer Stephen Curry for Davidson and star of Gunnin’ for that #1 Spot Kyle Singler.
Rockets @ Celtics: The Celtics look to rebound after losing to the Bobcats last night. I think this team has run out of gas after playing their asses off for 115 games or something like that last year. TMac and the Rockets have lost 5 straight road games. Boston, who has lost 2 straight games look avoid their first 3 game losing streak of the season.
Heat @ Nuggets: This is the game that will be announced by Dan Schullman and Dick Vitale. I have to imagine Dick Vitale will be smitten with D-Wade. How many times will he mention the Final Four run Wade took Marquette on in 2003? Denver will be playing without Carmelo Anthony for 3-4 weeks, who has a broken bone in his shooting hand.
A treat: I saw these pictures of this skinny bitch from the new 90210 all over the blogs yesterday. If you ask me, Valarie Malone (below) is still the hottest girl to grace the halls streets of West Beverly High Hills.

They just don't make woman like they used to.




Should we blame another wordpress software fuck-up for the lack of a hot chick?
Roman sounds like a Gilbert Gottfried/Woody Allen hybrid.
that is a yuuuuuuuuuuge picture.
someone feel free to look up how the last game of d wade’s college career went.
@Rex: how’s that?
Valerie Malone came along after they graduated high school.
/TBL’d
/gay’d
/same thing’d
Pacman’s been released. Allegedly, he shot someone at a nightclub while on suspension in 2007.
thanks Hef. the NBA guys aren’t half bad announcing this college game.
Would you say today was huuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggeeee?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXRaboSo70A&feature=related
well done, stigsy *. the linked photo is one of my all time
usedfavorite photos of all time ever.*your new nickname
Come on yuuuuughh
what happened to stigs’ comment about curry’s cute middle school sister?
i deleted it after hearing she was in middle school. oops.
it wasn’t anything bad though.
I just said this on TBL but I think this is the right forum for this comment: “My lame ass girlfriend got pissed at me because I said Ray J is the ultimate N****a because he fucks hot bitches and tapes it so I can watch. That shit has nothing to do with her. Fuck that bitch I’m glad shes moving on Friday.”
Im pissed because I was gonna fuck her in the ass tonight but I think thats all fucked up because shes stupid.
clown, you ever eat at Juan in a Million? looks purty tasty.
Let me see a link of her, if you have it, stigs.
great breakfast, rex. Dime a dozen around here. You would get as fat as me if you lived here.
the sister? i don’t have it. they kept showing the Curry family and there was a girl with the parents. nothing special. she looked kinda like this but younger and less cute.
Stigs dont post pictures of my wife I will kill you.
I’m with Tampa. Bitches ain’t shit.
Lauren London? She’s alright.
Stigs, who’s that fat bitch you just linked to?
Damn, why didn’t anyone tell me that Commando was on AMC?
that would be Lauren London. check the link sucka.
anyone gonna watch the Real World tonight?
Stigs I would marry that bitch and divorce her for Kim Kardashian.
Oh shit thanks for reminding me stigs Im on that shit.
Tampa… Tell me more, tell me more, did you get verrrrry far?
/Grease’d
there’s some crazy shit on 20/20 about a missing chick from Milwaukee, who moonlighted as a stripper but none of her friends or family knew about it. crazy story.
They never wondered how she came up with the money for law school?
according to media takeout, lil wayne took her V card Tampa. what do u think about that?
Did she get it back?
she still had her anal V card, but i took that long time ago.
That’s why she has the L on her tit. That’s how they do in the ghetto.
clown, on the travel channel’s Man Vs. Food, adam richman tried to eat 7 of those breakfast tacos. 6 pounds o’ potatoes, cheese, and egg.
Shit, it looks like it was the boyfriend. Sad shit.
Potatoes, cheese and eggs is music to my ears. I could eat breakfast 3 meals a day.
I went to the prom with a bitch that crushes London.
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=50676304&albumID=85012&imageID=13928679
it’s set on private, tampa. Just link to the photo, not the page.
I dont know if this will work but its the chick on the left.
http://www.new.facebook.com/home.php#/photo.php?pid=30695104&id=92503766
I don’t know if I could do 7 of those tacos today. 12, 13 years ago – it would’ve been no problem.
Holy shit stigs thats a Tranny!
Pac-Man Jones say he’s gonna sue ESPN.
http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2009/01/pacman-to-sue-espn.html
Man, that black chick has the thickness going.
clown, you’re a liar. nobody has evAR done 7. six is apparently the record, liar-face.
roman could’ve though. not you.
In high school I used to rip shit up at Cici’s pizza. 3 pizzas, probably. That’s like (does quick math in head) 55 slices.
do they got Taco Johns by any of you guys? Six pack and a pound was my Tuesday lunch during college.
Doesn’t work Tampa.
You got pounded by Taco John during college?
/nttawwt
Just saw a commercial for Bride Wars. I wonder if CRM has fandangoed his ticket yet.
This Kleiza dude can throw it down.
No dude, six tacos and a pound of potato oles. That shit is da bomb.
Damn, Devon is hot. Those titties are perfect.
WHy the fuck is this dude being all gay about going to Iraq.
Nevermind I see now.
I just started watching. this is fucked up. These people seem boring. That is a scary tranny. Like RuPaul scary.
One of them looks like white scrubs.
Everyone is gay. This is weird.
The white dancer chick is hot but her teeth are fucked up.
No doubt. There is 2 straight dudes and 2 straight chicks. And four abnormal peeps.
NOt enough angry black man.
Yeah, this definitely isn’t the Mad Real World.
Stigs..you got a link to Wayne taking the V card. That’s hilarious.
How was the Real World? Good? I was busy watching the Heat game.
fetch, it was alright. it’s a pretty weird cast. check it out for yourself. i think there is one girl you’ll especially like.