So ends probably the most awesome day in the history of Major League Jerk. I presented a clear NFL playoff picture and then (with heavy heart) I had to take a little luster off of King James and his illegal tactics. Hef helped us figure out that actually watching basketball games > focusing on binary and spreadsheets and gave us a just-in-time Spring Training preview. Intern CRM (kind of) reviewed 2008, and (sort of) gave us a preview of 2009 and finally sportsgal told us all about the Winter Classic.
As for tonight, figure out what you want to watch your own damn self. I’ll be watching the Fiesta Bowl (FOX, 7:00 CST) and hoping that the Texas Longhorns don’t shit the bed against their slower, less-talented, FCS-worthy foe. Hopefully the worst damn coach in all the land will be his usual spotlight game self.
Fetch Edit: Twins Owner Carl Pohlad died today at 93 years of age. While it’s sad to see someone so associated with your team die, it’s also going to be nice to have an owner who will spend a legitimate amount of money. See you in the world series bitches.
I won’t link up to any Fiesta Bowl previews, because I’m sure that none of you will read them anyway.
Hook’ em Horns







So the alligator eats the hotter side of the equation?
Man, Hef…Tom Ziller pwn-crush’d you.
/Finally able to read it’d
You don’t really think that do you? He says it’s a shock, demonstrating…that he agrees they don’t belong there. I argue that Hollinger needs to tweak his formula. How is that a pwn-crush?
Hollinger’s stupid for overthinking it. It’s really not that hard to figure out which teams are the best. Plus, power rankings are ghey.
/like the Cavs
That pic almost makes me wanna root for the ‘Horns.
and you wouldn’t eat the hotter side?
What did we do wrong, Hef?
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-sports-blog/
NickP-not enough live blogging of Gossip Girls
Live and learn, sparty.
Clown and Spencer Both of these coaches suck cock.
Bo-ring!
HA-HA SPENCER OHIO State SUCKS BALLS. I hope Tressel DIes. Hey guys whats do weed and the Buckeyes have in common?…They both get smoked in Bowl Games. HA! HA! Thats so Funny HA! Right Spence? RIGHT?
#77 on Texas is rocking the sweetest mullet. Hilarious.
tOSU +9…. Winner!!
I don’t think the Big 12 has covered the spread in a bowl game yet.
NW (+14) lost by 7 to Mizzou
OK St (+1) lost by 11 to Oregon
Minn (+9) lost by 21 to Kansas
Clemson (-2.5) lost by 5 to Neb
Texas Tech (-3.5) lost by 13 to Ole Miss
tOSU (+8) lost by 4 to Texas
OK… so they’re 2-4 ATS, with all the “big boys” in the conference not covering.
Hmmm…. Does OU follow suit and lose to the Gators by more than 3.5?
/end gambling rant
RIGHT Spence!? RIGHT!?
That blonde they keep showing, with McCoy’s family is really hot. Possibly that girl TBL stalked?
I hate mack brown. This pisses me off.
Sweet. Texas, Utah, OK, and Fla all have shares of the championship!
Of course it’s mccoy’s gf. I should have checked TBL first.