
Grady Sizemore
If you’re a fan of the movie “The Natural”, you’re probably also aware that the movie was based on a novel of the same name. The novel was written by Bernard Malamud and was published in 1952 (/jmorris). Perhaps you’ve even read it. It’s certainly possible that you’re one of those people who prefers movies that are based on books instead of the other way around. Unfortunately for myself, I’ve never read it. I’ve always wanted to, but for whatever reason I never got around to it. Even without reading it though, I’ve always known that the book doesn’t have the same Hollywood happy ending. I think the ending of the novel has Roy striking out to end the game, causing Cassandra’s career to be ruined, and then a fire starts in Roy’s basement while he carries a dying Pop Fischer to safety and screams “why, God? why?” Or something like that.
Of course Hollywood couldn’t end the movie like that, so instead they did the super happy ending that had Roy hitting a game-winning HR that destroyed the stadium’s lights followed by a game of catch between Roy and his bastard [doodladoo, doodladoo, doodladoo].
I always knew that in the novel, Roy strikes out to end the game. But just recently I came across the wikipedia page (so it must be true) that details plot points of the book and I was surprised by what it shows. It turns out that Cassandra’s career was never ruined and there was no fire in Roy’s basement. Here’s how the book ends according to wikipedia:
Hobbs seek(s) out the Judge, Memo, and Gus Sands, hitting both the Judge and Sands out of frustration. Sands has his glass eye knocked out of his head and the Judge has a bowel movement in his pants. Memo Paris fires at Hobbs, but misses. She then places the pistol in her mouth until Hobbs takes the gun away from her. That evening, as he leaves the stadium, a late edition newspaper headline declares the career of Hobbs to be over on suspicion of throwing the game that afternoon. A newsboy asks him to tell him it isn’t true, but Hobbs breaks down and weeps. The novel ends with this image.
Is all that true? Gus has his glass eye knocked out of his head and the Judge has a bowel movement in his pants? Either someone is getting clever cleaver with wikipedia, or I really have to read this book. If it’s true that the book ends like that, it’s no longer any wonder why Hollywood went with a different version. Nobody wants to watch an old guy shit his pants.
Personally though, I would have gone with the Scooby Doo ending.




Reading sucks.
Fetch here you go.
http://www.fannation.com/truth_and_rumors/view/88634-favre-to-vikings-move-possible?eref=fromSI
Used to watch the natural before every baseball game.
Let’s see, books that are better than movies:
1. Catch 22
2. Da Vinci Code
3. The Quiet American
4. Lord of the Flys
5. Bringing Down the House (21)
Books that are better than Movies:
1. Marley and Me
2. Tuesgheys with Morrie
3. Bridges of Madison County
/Hef’s list
6. Lost World (jurrasic park sequel…book was AWESOME, movie? not so much)
I just read those two comments and spit coffee all over the place. this place is funny
I heard Silence of the lambs was a better book than movie.
PUT THE FUCKIN LOTION IN THE BASKET!!
Thanks for the spoiler alert dickface.
I feel bad for guys named Morrie. You just know people are coming up to them all day on Tuesday to pepper them with unoriginal jokes.
“He’s not that into you”
/CRM
7.) Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
They made a movie out of that?
Happy, if I hadn’t seen it on betamax with my own two eyes, I’d have never believed it either. I shudder to think what would happen if they ever green light Caddyshack 2. Some stuff obviously doesn’t translate to the big screen.
Heres a peak Happy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkW4E3nb7xE&feature=related
1) Woman Thou Art Loosed
/Tampa Bo
Nicely done rick. I prefer this one. Yama yama yama yama yaaaaaama
what does Zang mean?
Zang means excellent in Cantonese. Meh?
I picked up a little Cantonese while I was in the Orient. You know Happy, you sound a lot like you’re from Kowloon Bay as opposed to Hong Kong.
Wow this guy’s good. Triston bails me out
Did that need to get picked up? I thought it was understood.
Thanks Captain Obvious (Triston)
/snorts