My wife’s mormon friend is getting married this afternoon and we were invited to celebrate with the happy couple at the reception. That’s right, we weren’t invited to the actual ceremony because they perform all these creepy rituals in the basement of the temple that only the holiest of holies are allowed to watch. This benefits the shit out of me (first of all who enjoys the actual ceremony at weddings?) because I get to stay home an extra hour or two to watch the Cardinals lose to the Falcons [ed. note: Arizona is at home] today. Hooray creepy nuptuals.
Update: There is no booze at a mormon wedding. Running to the store to find something to fill my flask with. Later.
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Holy shit. Did you see that flea flicker?
that was a pretty nice catch…i can do that.
We all can, Sparty…except Clown.
I can’t help it, Hef. You throw like a drunken sportsgal.
Nice fucking catch. Go Hawkeyes!!
Hef, u should skip that wedding. Dry weddings are for suckas.
No offense Hef, but today I realized it is unfair for Israel to take tanks/airstrikes into foreign lands, when the people they invade arent allowed to buy tanks and are forced to throw rocks.
Nick, I would if I could.
I can’t believe I’m saying this but arizona looks fucking good.
Rick, I’m not rabidly ProIsrael. I support Palestinian rights. No offense taken.
Sorry, that was stigs that told me to ditch the wedding.
/mikey zone’d?
/runs away crying anyway
You all look alike to me.
71 yd TD catch. Wow.
and a pulled hammy
Bite your tongue.
ouch! tha hur
Well, this game’s over. And I have to go to a lousy wedding. Night everybody.
The one mormon wedding that I went to, we had to sit outside the church and wait for them, and so I have this “Theory” that they have to consummate the marriage with the priest standing there.
/no proof, but sounds plausible