Saturday was a great day of football. I went to my parents’ house to watch the San Diego/Indy game and it was great to finally realize that my Dad hates Peyton Manning as much as I do. You might recall that I was one of the only people on God’s green Earth to call San Diego’s victory over Indy. I’m not one to brag, but maybe I am the greatest person in the history of ever.
Yesterday, however, I didn’t get to watch as much NFL. The wife was on my ass about folding laundry and cleaning house and since my daughter is so damn cute, I thought I would oblige. So I helped out a little bit and then later on I grilled some kick ass pork chops from Costco using the Rudy’s rub. Pretty good day. The games figured to be blowouts anyway, right? Let’s see what happened:
Eagles 26, Vikings 14: The best part of this game is that Roman and Sparty are going to try to find ways to explain how they are clearly going to beat the Eagles, when deep down they really know that they will be taken care of by Philadelphia (just like the old days a few short weeks ago). They are gonna give you reasons on why last year’s Super Bowl “title” wasn’t a fluke, and tell you that it doesn’t matter that the team who just beat them last week got spanked by the Eagles. Ignore them. They are wrong, and the worst part is, they don’t even believe the filth that they will be spewing. They understand that McNabb > Eli and Westbrook >> Earth, Wind and Hobbled. The only thing that you, my dear reader, can do is nod with a knowing smile and kindly wipe the spittle off of the corner of their mouths. That’s the best route, I think.
As for Sunday’s games, I didn’t watch much of either them, but from the glimpses I was getting of this one, it didn’t seem like the Vikings had a legit shot of winning. I don’t know, maybe some poor Minnesota fans convinced themselves that the Vikes really had a chance. If so, kindly share your perspective in the comments below.
Ravens 27, Dolphins 9: Again, didn’t watch much of this one, but from what I can gather Chad Pennington didn’t take very good care of the ball yesterday. He threw four interceptions and All-World rookie Joe Flacco (9-23, 135 yards) took advantage and led the mighty Ravens offense past the hackfraudish Dolphins. The one hit hardest by the Dolphins’ loss was cortes. He really wants to write about them, but he has to wait until they fluke their way to an illegitimate title, like the other subjects of his blog.
Anyway, Ravens looked really good blah, blah, blah. Look, the Dolphins played in a weak division. Good for them for getting into the playoffs, but clearly they didn’t belong. In fact, none of the AFC East teams did, especially the Patriots. AFC West > AFC East
Clown’s Stone Cold Asbestos-Filled Locks of the Week: Chargers over Steelers, Titans over Ravens, Panthers over Cardinals, Eagles over Flukefags
A lot of spite built into this one. I love it.
Your picks make sense, especially the FlukeFags. I think the Ravens will win, though.
This is a different Flacco from the one that lost to Tenn earlier this year.
Ravens will Win. Titans sorta suck now they were just hot at the beginning of the season.
The Iggles were soooooo dominant yesterday..I mean the way they totally manhandled the Vikings was just amazing I mean come on Donovan McNabb was sooooooo good he really was awesome with the interception and fumble. What a team those Iggles are! I am so sure they are going to come into Champs Stadium with that staunch offensive line that held up sooooo well against the Vikings third string lineman and one trick pony Allen. I am quaking in my boots. Andy Reid! Donovan McNabb! Brian Westbrook! All those Championships!
/sincere
fuck the fucking eagles. they are dead, they are fucking dead.
The Pats would have beaten the Ravens.
/clown sucks
We need a new Coach, C, RT, LT, QB, WR, CB. Before we will get any farther in the playoffs.
Childress needs to be fired now. Bring in a new coach and put Chilli on his ass.
I wish I would have known you guys last year when the giants hadn’t won yet. Was roman this cocky? I find it comical.
Yeah he wouldn’t shut up the Second Place National League East New York Baseball Mets.
Roman ate a lot of cocky back then.
/dick joke’d
IIRC, Roman was a fan of the Spurs and Red Sox at this time last year.
Tampa…my hatred for all things Philadelphia and the Cowfags and Racists and Braves (also racists) was as pure as the driven snow (also racist) but my obnoxiousness was purely driven by a Championship I was always a confidant fan but my new overbearing nature is that new Championship smell that won’t wear off…If they win this year I promise to be more magnanimous to the lesser teams you all root for
OK now I hope the Giants really lose. Baseball season is scary what if the Mets win it? But thats just crazy talk.
Tampa…you read about my schizophrenic Mets watching? That was essentially how I root for the Champs I am a fucking looney.