Eagles 25, Cardinals 32: After jumping out to 24-6 halftime lead, the Cardinals laid down a little bit and let the Eagles think they were on the verge of some kind of epic comeback. But it was all for naught as Arizona had a beautiful seven minute drive in the 4th quarter that pretty much iced the game. You already had the feeling that Mr. Vomit wasn’t gonna do it this time, and he pulled through.
The real story of the postseason is the emergence of Larry Fitzgerald as perhaps the top wide receiver in the game right now. He had a monster game yesterday, catching 9 balls for 152 yards and scoring 3 touchdowns. Supposedly this locks up a Hall of Fame induction for Kurt Warner, but who gives a shit about that? Canton sucks anyway.
A lot of people thought that the Eagles were gonna coast through this one. Jason Whitlock was one of those. Let’s see if he writes a retraction because clearly McNabb is a loser. You think he’s gonna lay low this summer, especially after flukeboi Eli gets his $100 million dollar extention? Enjoy the offseason contract drama, Philly.
Ravens 14, Steelers 23: Yet another AFC borefest. I could only watch this game for a few minutes at a time – I could barely stomach the offensive ineptitude. Anyway, Fetch’s hero Joe Flacco went 13-30 for 141 yards and 3 interceptions, one of which was returned for a touchdown. Ben Roethlisberger didn’t totally suck. He went 16-33 for 255 yards and 1 TD toss.
I’m not gonna lie. I want Arizona to win this Super Bowl. I can’t stand the thought of the Steelers and their filthy, ugly fanbase having more Super Bowl rings than the Cowboys (and the 49ers, I guess). Also, I wouldn’t mind the thought of old man Rooney keeling over because Whisenhunt beat his main man Tomlin. Not that I want him to die, per se, but I think his kids are squabbling over ownership rights and if he passed early there would be a huge inheritance clusterfuck and then maybe the franchise could be contracted. Maybe.
The early line is Steelers -7. Who you got?
Bonus NBA coverage
Miami 104, OKC 94: Dwyayne Wade went off with 32 points and 10 assists and Udonis Haslem had 15 boards to lead the Heat to the win. Kevin Durant had 31 points and went 3-5 from outside the arc, but it wasn’t enough. The Thunder were still probably celebrating their victory over the suck-ass Pistones on Friday.
Suns 117, Raptors 113: Yawn.
While Canton does suck, toothless-mullett sporting yinsers suck more.
I am missing this whole Kurt Warner is now a Hall of Famer shit..if you spend 5 years of your career on the bench because other guys are better than you..you are not a Hall of Famer..he is a really good QB when he has Hall of Fame talent Wideouts (Bruce, Holt, Fitzgerald, Boldin)…but Canton does suck…it took Harry Carson 9 years to get in and he was only the best Middle Linebacker of his generation (eat it Singletary) but Kurt Warner gets in as a career backup…Fuck that
And Faulk and the token white tight end….and Chunky soup……and his lesbo lookin wife. No HOF for you, Mr. Warner.
Trent Green and Matt Leinart couldn’t do it, so why punish Warner when he made the plays and won the games? Should we take Montana out of Canton because he had Rice and Clark?
Did you get that picture from Eastbay?
Sick throwback burn by SEA. Eat a dick Roman and rick.
/bandwagon’d
SEA…Montana went to KC and won as well..Montana didn’t dick around the league for 4 years before reemerging…Kurt Warner won 1 Super Bowl..Joe Montana won 4.. 2 without Jerry Rice..so your comparison stinks
/Kurt Warner sucks balls
Montana can stay because he won more titles, had better stats, and didnt flea-flicker his way to a second superbowl.
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Warner probably gets in, but plays the skin-fluke
But Montana still had a lot of weapons around him. Clark and Solomon at WR, Roger Craig at FB, and the best OL in the league at the time. You’re still punishing a QB for making plays that other QB’s couldn’t make.
Here is your Hall of Famer
http://www.nfl.com/players/kurtwarner/profile?id=WAR492511
Here is the Guy he beat yesterday
http://www.nfl.com/players/donovanmcnabb/careerstats?id=MCN017517
Both are not Hall of Famers but if Kurt Warner goes..McNabb goes and then Canton should shutdown
SEA..I am punishing a QB for not STARTING FOR 4 FULL YEARS and having Hall of Fame put next to his name..he has had 3 good seasons…2 decent seasons and shit…that is not Hall of Fame..If Kurt Warner is HOF then Phill Simms is as well
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/S/SimmPh00.htm
The NFL HOF is a fucking joke, so of course Warner will make it.
/Fuck Troy Aikman
SEA, so kurt warner is a hall of famer because he is better than trent green and matt leinart? using that reasoning joe montana should be in because he started over steve young.
Warner is not a HOF, he did some great things, but not all worthy. As for the AFC snoozefest, I was there, and it was possibly the greatest game I have ever personally attended. I suppose it would be boring to those NFC fags who don’t llike it when a defense actually hits you, but the way those two teams beat the snot out of each other was incredible.
I’m not arguing for Warner to get in, in fact, I think he’s still just south of that borderline. Roman is saying that the only reason he’s any good is because of the player around him. I’m arguing that you can say that about a lot of players. Take away Dwight Clark or Jerry Rice and a dominant OL, and where’s Montana? Why is Namath in the Hall?
Good point with Namath. Would be that he took a moribund franchise and won their only championship. I have no problem with the argument about players making a QB great, the problem is that Warner went several years where he had the great players and he sucked. He did not just suck he was fucking terrible and he looked like he was ready to cry after every turnover. Great QB yes, Hall? Not there yet. Now, if he somehow beats the Steelers in the superbowl, I may change my position.
Fellas, at 11:30 I will address all of this and Namath (which I didn’t read here first, I enjoy the fact we are on the same wavelength)
Now that’s appointment surfing.