tony-dungys-golden-showerWhy do I care, ESPN?  Hmm?

I don’t. It’s not because I have anything against Tony Dungy, the man, I think he’s great, it’s just that why should I give a shit that he’s giving up his 15 hour days to relax and chill? And let me ask you this…why haven’t we done the same thing for Mike Holmgren who’s also retiring this year with an arguably better resume?

See, Tony Dungy, the man, is totally cool, but Tony Dungy, the coach left a shitload to be desired.  Tony Dungy, the coach, thrived on an extremely simple defensive scheme and couldn’t get a complimentary offense until he started working with Peyton Manning.  It’s not that Tony Dungy didn’t have a lot to do with the Colts’ success but, seriously, it’s Peyton Manning’s show and Dungy was nothing more than a glorified defensive coordinator, sorry, but it’s true.

Why are we celebrating a man’s retirement who was a historic underachiever?  Because he’s nice?  Because he gives a good quote?  The Colts team of the last decade has been so loaded with talent and skill and has the best QB in the history of the league and what does that get them?  A bunch of one-and-done’s?  ONE Super Bowl which happened during the ONE year where Tony did things differently?  Shouldn’t that have shown him something, that his way of doing things was wrong?  That a football team needs some kind of rhythm and momentum heading into the playoffs?

Instead?  Two consecutive years where a LOADED Colts team gets booted out after their first playoff game.

Celebrate Tony Dungy, the man…Tony Dungy, the coach, should not get that same recognition.

So…What happened last night?

Toronto 109, Boston 115: God, both these teams suck.  First off…how can you leave Paul Pierce wide open on numerous plays in crunch time and then fucking triple team him and leave every other fucking Celtic open?  Jesus tapdancing Christ, PLAY SOME FUCKING DEFENSE, Toronto.  And KG…stop doing your stupid little press conference joking around when you can’t even shoot 50% with Chris Bosh “guarding” you.  I hate both these teams with a passion.

Some other stuff happened…

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