The American Idol auditions started last night, and for the second year in a row, I was front and center watching this trainwreck. Last year was the first year I have ever even watched the show and I loved it. This was the most memorable audition (the cracked out shit Paula does at the 3:30 mark made me laugh my ass off) from last year’s show. I remember where I was when I was watching it. Last night had some memorable auditions as well. My favorite was probably Elijah, a dude with an extremely deep voice (sounded deeper than Michael Clarke Duncan) who described himself as “I’m 22 years old, from Phoenix, AZ and I’m 22 years old.” Everything he said made me laugh because he was a little fella. I was also smitten with the Bikini Girl. In fact, if she performs in the bikini on the actual show, I might actually watch. As far as predictions for the show go, I really could care less. I’m guessing the blind dude will go pretty far because of America’s love of the handicapped.
I’m guessing most of you didn’t watch American Idol and will give me shit for it. I understand. I used to give people shit for watching it too but then I gave it a shot and saw how funny the auditions are. Here are some sports scores from last night’s games because that’s probably what you want to hear about.
Miami 99, T-Wolves 96: The Heat are in the middle of a 7 game, 12 day road trip in which they play powerhouses like Minnesota, Sacramento and Oklahoma City. I know this because I’m in Miami for the week and would like to catch a game but the fucking team is on the road so that’s not happening. Wade had 31 points and 8 assists in the close win.
Cavs 102, Grizz 87: Lebron had a triple double last night, only his second of the season. For some reason, it seems like I always read about him getting a triple double. I guess not.
Nuggets 99, Mavericks 97: The Birdman had a double double last night, and helped carry his team to victory. Jason Terry fouled Chauncey Billups with 2 seconds left and the game tied, sending him to the line for the game winning free throws. That’s a lack of discipline if you ask me. Dirk dropped in 44 points and 14 rebounds that all went for naught.
Wildcats 90, Volunteers 72: Jodie Meeks, who should be discussion for POY, scored a school record 54 points last night. This isn’t some shitty basketball school either. It’s Kentucky, historically one of the top 5 basketball programs in America. The Vols have let 6 players score their career high against them this season. Coach Pearl, maybe think about changing your defensive scheme. UT also shot 16-26 from the line. Good teams should be shooting better than that.
You’re in Miami? Fuck yeah.
I’ll be down there for work at the end of Feb.
Who’s the chick (that wrote this post)?
Unfortunately I was semi-watching this show because my wife and her Vagina forced it upon me…who’s vagina forced it upon you?..oh yeah..yours apparently
I saw Gran Torino last night. It was a lot funnier than I expected, and I’ve never heard so many racial slurs before in my life.
i hate the handicapped.
fuck me for having 9 am class.
Sweet anecdote.
LOL! They have cool toys though.
This thread is great.
true…the handicapped do have some awesome gear.
i saw the first nip/tuck of the season last night and really want to have some awesome wheelchair banging with a skinny blonde.
Instead of watching AI last night, the woman who forced me to go to a play during the BCS championship game wanted to watch It’s always Sunny. Charlie Gets Crippled is probably one of the funniest episodes that show has ever done.
spence- i love that show
OMG SHE WAS ACTUALLY GOOD
PAULA AND OTHER 1 WAS JEALOUS CUZ SHE WAS TOO PRETTIER THAN THEM
AND BY OTHER ONE I MEAN CARA DIAGROUDIA
i am dumb and i cant spell names thanks bye
st bear you are a racist slur
so you REALLLYYY shouldnt be talking about grand torino
thanksss
The fuck is going on?
st bear is a racist slur, try and keep up Hef
She really was too prettier
And even more better.
She sang super gooder than the others
Plus she was more higher on meds.