MLJers Hef, Clown and Rex (as well as Hef’s gay, magician friend) are taking a trip to the MLJ beachhouse in Mexico for a weekend of partying, drinking, Super Bowling and rape. The over/under on organ thefts is .5. I’m taking the over.
By the time you read this post, Rex’s plane should have landed. Or crashed. Either way I’m still going to Mexico this weekend and I’m pretty sure Clown agrees. Do you know how much dedication it requires to leave your pregnant nauseous wife alone for 3+ days with two other kids in order to drive to another country with your fake internet friends to watch a sporting event that is also available in your own living room? That takes finesse.
I’m just saying, I could be shot at by the Federales and I would drive until the blood loss caused me to pass out and drive into a ditch (hopefully my car would explode and take out Rex and Clown too). So there’s no way in hell I’m going to junk the trip because Rex was stupid enough to get on a plane that was destined to blow up.
I’m bringing the camera for blackmailing purposes. I figure it’ll make a great bartering tool in helping me get my kidney back later. But ideally, this is a business trip. We’ll be talking site design and the future of our editorial direction and beer beer beer.
Please stick around for the comment section as I try to liveblog the awkwardness of my first encounter with my fake internet friends. $50 says Rex is unbearable. I’m also betting that Clown and I are going to be best friends forever.
By rape he means hot man sex that he loves so much
/Hef likes dudes
Does your gay magician friend have a website? If so, please make sure he liveblogs too. I prefer his perspective.
Rex and I are drinking at Chilis while we wait for Clown.
Level of awkwardness: nonexistent
Is his hand on your ass?
Make sure clown brings back the roids
It figures that you have to wait for the Mexican.
/Nick P
/Tar Baby
/Hefler
Maybe he’s carrying the bags?
mitchy, mitchy mitchy mitchy
rexy…smuggle me back some buddah.
Rex talks more than me. Weird. I’m used to dominating the conversation.
Maybe 40 oz of beer before a 4 hour drive isn’t a good idea. Guess we’ll find out.
Spence, you and me and Nick P should plan an all-out drunk fest, maybe in canada, but maybe the riverboats.
rex could talk me off a cliff with that sweet, sweet baritone.
he’s like a white james earl jones.
so what physical features strike you as the most strange and unexpected?
I.e. big nose, hairy hands, gigantic cock, etc.
Spence, in person he’s nasal and squeaky like McIntyre.
rick…riverboats? done deal.
Hef, recreating Flomax ads since 2006.
Roman doesn’t know this yet, but as the East Coasters, we are going to be going to a Mets game this summer. I will be shedding a tear every time Santana Strikes someone out. Then when we are good and drunk, we are going to go over to TBL’s house in and trick him into thinking we are going to the gym to work on our guns, but instead we will be taking him to a bar and get him wasted and take some incriminating photos that we will sell to Cowherd.
/jealous MLJ reader.
Within 5 seconds, Rex was eye fucking a 35 year old who could best be described as a Phoenix 5.
A Phoenix 5? But that’s gotta be an Ohio 19 right?
Rex rules…I can’t wait until he beds some 45 year old Meican woman
Pki..I am all down for a MLJ Met Game/TBL blackmail fest
Rex is wearing shorts and has hairless cankles.
spence, lets get it going. NickP must be made to show up.
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fetch isnt old enough to gamble or drink
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serious about riverboat gambling
clown was following a one armed chick with big jugs.
i want someone to come hang out with me in Milwaukee.
/runs away crying cuz no one wants to come to WI
speaking of amputees: would you or wouldn’t you?
Why are you crying Stigs you are moving to Miami I am sure you can find a big tittie girl with two arms (or no arms depending on your preference) there
Nevermind. Make that zero arms. Nice boobs though.
I am now regretting not showing up to the organ harvesting..no armed big tittie girls..shit the weekend already sounds good
Per clown: she looks like a white, armlees Grace Jones.
Which riverboats we talking about?
The ones by the Nasty?
good point roman. someone come to Miami to party with me.
the trip sounds fun so far. can’t wait til the nude gay art show starts.
what other boats are there? I dont think there are any on Lake Erie.
I’d say people should make it out to visit beautiful, senic Minnesota but y’all will bitch about the weather.
HawkEye I would love that weather. It’s pretty nice here today though.
I would be the first Hawkeye.
I bought a new HD TV 2 weeks ago and had the direct tv guy scheduled to come out here yesterday. Dude shows up 1/2 hour late (mind you, I took the morning off for this installation) then proceeds to tell me that because of all the snow, (read 1inch) it was too dangerous for him to put his ladder up. The whole time I am thinking to myself about how direct tv installs dishes in MN in the winter.
So guess who isn’t going to be able to watch the SB in HD?
that’s bullshit, pkiguy. have you demanded a credit on your installation/bill?
Installation is free with direct tv, but I do get the first month of HD service for free.
Spence, you’d be none too impressed with the shit from Mexico.
/experience’d
Welcome to the joy getting Direct TV upgraded, pki. Took me 6 weeks to get an appointment and then three different installers after that to put up a new dish. For my trouble, I got $5 off for three months. I almost called up Comcast.
Also, why don’t you use the TV’s tuner, pki?
Spence and Nick P:
Opening day with the Reds, followed by mass consumption of alcholilc beverages?
Maybe a bitter Cincy police shootout?
opening day won’t work if it’s the last week of march/first week of april…i’ll be taking my series 7 that week.