Are you wondering what to buy for the upper-middle class white person in your family for their next gift-worthy celebration? Are you looking for a gift for the well-off friend who doesn’t have enough outlets to complain about the quality of his or her Beef Wellington? Do you know anyone who loves the show Hell’s Kitchen and is still obsessed with Dewberry?
Then I might suggest Hell’s Kitchen: The Video Game That Yells At You For Being Fat. It’s a great investment. You get to pretend cook foods and build a restaurant from scratch. I’m pretty sure that’s how the All-Star Cafe’s started.
Let’s be real here. The only people who buy cooking video games are rich white people. Right, Hef? OK, that might be a bit of an egg-zaggeration – 100.00% of people who buy cooking video games are rich white people.
- Play an entire career calendar! Work your way up to a prestigious Five Star establishment.
- Set in Hell’s Kitchen – play both the Kitchen and Dining room.
- 3D model of Gordon Ramsay rates and comments on your play.
- 35 recipes from the US TV show unlock as you progress.
- Try recipes at home- print them and/or share with friends via email!
Here’s some of the exciting gameplay you can experience in the dining room!
- Greet a group as it walks in the door and show them to a free table.
- Once they have had a chance to look at the menus, take their order and deliver it to the kitchen.
- When the meals come out of the kitchen, hurry and deliver them to the expecting table.
- As soon as they finish eating, clear their table. Customers will then either want another course, or be ready to leave.
/faints
Too much excitement.
/comes to
Sorry, sometimes when I get excited I get the vapors.
How fun must it be to stand around with your Wii in your hands while you wait for a computer to decide how it wasnts its steak done.
So go buy this game today and you too can be berated by a 3D model of this guy!
not that this will surprise anyone but…
hell’s kitchen is 180 degrees away from what working in the kitchen of a high-end restaurant is like.
180 degrees? No wonder they call it Hell’s Kitchen if it’s that hot.
/burn
//get it?
Not enough bologna.
/spence’s aunt’s restaurant’d
@spence: I have two months of similar experience and can confirm what you said.
NickP: Flingers or Tchotchkes?
Yes.
-1 clown…
correct answer is not enough capicola.
for some reason, the most severe injuries I ever had involved a kitchen.
i also worked in a nice restaurant, but have never seen that show so i don’t know what you’re referring to.
/feels part of a group again
When’s the Anthony Bourdain video game come out?
Tom Colicchio is enraged.
hernia…as he should be. i love top chef.
/call me gay, whatever…
//seriously tho, i only watch for the cooking
///god damnit
you are gay
solid opinion, bud.
Screw Madden and Wii Bowling. When does Guy Fieri’s video game come out? Better still, will there be a Ace of Cakes game?
Here’s to one day hoping I get to help control Duff as he frosts a cake. Fake frosting a cake with Wii would be so much better than the real thing. I wonder if it will have a skip straight to the money shot feature?
/Dreams
nug, Diners Drive-ins and Dives is the best show EVAR
Fetch,
I was in San Diego last week and ate at a pizza joint featured on Dinners. As soon as I walked in I immediatley noticed the guy spinning dough was high as balls. That’s always a good sign. Needless to say, it was awesome.
nice. I’ve been to an italian place in minneapolis that was on there and it was fucking great. No high workers though. That show is absolutely fantastic.
Which italian place was that, fetch?
now i’m going to look like an idiot, because i can’t remember if it’s called donatellis or donatelli brothers. it was fantastic though.