I can’t even make this up. I will just quote this and move on with my life and torture Spencer’s at the same time:
As expected, Ravens director of pro personnel George Kokinis will soon be named the new G.M. of the Cleveland Browns.
Tony Grossi of the Cleveland Plain Dealer reports that Kokinis will fly to Cleveland on Monday for a “second interview” with owner Randy Lerner.
Writes Grossi: “Unless something unforeseen happens, [Kokinis] will be offered the job and will accept.”
The move will reuinite coach Eric Mangini with Kokinis, in a pairing that some league insiders are calling “Mankok.” The two worked together with the Cleveland Browns/Baltimore Ravens in the 1990s.
I have no other words but I hope Spencer gets a lot of pleasure out of “ManKok”.
h/t ProFootballTalk.com…really thank you…I can’t thank you enough. Good Work.
Funniest thing on the interwebs today.
Too late
Like Spence is only the Browns fan here? Why is he the only one who gets to receive pleasure from ManKok?
IIRC, Hef is a Browns fan as well.
Rex…we never know what you like…but I guess it has been established that you too could love ManKok.
I hate ManKok, but I Lovie Smith.
I cannot wait until the Browns-Steelers game next year. Thank You Cleveland for this priceless pairing.
ManKok?
the only thing that’d make this offseason any worse is if the steelers win the SB…
my list of likes:
all cleveland teams, including but not limited to the Fusion.
the ohio state buckeyes
long walks in the rain
cuddling
king kobra malt liquor
mercedes cls 55, AMG edition
all extended family members of ron mexico
piping a 350yd drive
chicks with wet hair
chicks with a pony tail pulled through a baseball hat
chicks
anyone who says that pic of hef is photoshopped will receive a white-gloved slap across the face and be publicly denounced as a damned liar.
What about Penn State?
My package is huge in that picture. I hope it’s not the lighting.
Hef likes ManKok too?
Of course Hef likes—wait, you were talking about the Cleveland front office. No, I don’t care for them.
I’d nickname them KokMan instead of ManKok. KokMan sounds like a superhero. The Brown Adventures of KokMan. You are no match for KokMan.
Excellent
con’t
Penn State
Leeds United
Cardiff, Wales for vacationing
boating
“The Brown Adventures of KokMan. You are no match for KokMan.”
Brady Quinn shall accept this challenge.
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