It’s been a rough year for the official MLJ Intern. But I choose not to focus on the negatives. That’s both my blessing and my curse. I tend to block out the bad. I’ll talk about it and joke about it, but generally, I don’t let stuff like “losing a job” bring me down. I really don’t sweat the big stuff. It’s the little things that bother me. In the grand scheme of things, I don’t think that’s necessarily a good thing. Oh well. I’m going to pwn 2009. You can book that shit.
Sporting Events I attended this year:
If you’d told me last January that I was going to see a regular season NFL game and sit cage side at a UFC event, I would have said “Really? That’s cool.”
Add in the fact that I ended up doing both for free and well… I’d say it was a pretty fucking good year.
This summer I was able to travel waaaaaaaay further West than I’d ever been. Previously, I had been as far to the left as Michigan. (”Boo!” – Spencer & Nick P) When I was asked to go out to Vegas and cover a UFC event I couldn’t belive it. Looking back, I can’t believe it really took place. I mean, I’m just a guy who writes stuff and puts it on the internet. Suddenly, I’m in Las Vegas sitting 10 feet away from the Octagon. The hotel room was pretty fucking sweet too.
In addition to seeing the UFC up close and in person, I attended my first ever professional football game. Sure I was exposed to a bunch of Guido Giants fans in the freezing cold, but it was worth it.
The fact that I saw two premiere sporting events (for free) in one calender year is pretty impressive. At least I think so.
Places I’ve been this year:
Vegas
Greatest. City. Evar.

Atlantic City: Yes, I took this picture.
New York City
Even though I live in upstate NY, I don’t really visit the city. Despite the fact that some of my good friends from college live down there. I’m going to remedy this in 2009. Truth be told, I hope to find a job in NYC and move there this summer. Upstate NY is no place for someone who has delusions of being a successful writer. (Nothing personal Mr. Kennedy.)
Atlantic City
My second straight year going to AC. It was during the summer Olympics Ol-chimp-ics and it was financially unsuccessful. It was a rough year for gambling.
Blogging:
I’ve been writing at TBL for a year now. In that time I slowly walked away from my original CRM blog. Then I started posting here. After months of negotiations, I finally reached a deal with Hef and Roman to bring me on as an official, full-time blogger who doesn’t actually have to post on a regular basis. To clarify, all I did was change the name I’m posting under from “Intern CRM” to “Cousins of Ron Mexico.” It only cost me a three thousand dollars. Probably not my best decision considering the unemployment thing, but sometimes you have to buy your freedom.




You’re not Intern CRM anymore? Blasphemy.
You consulted with Roman but not me and Fetch? The fuck?
It amazes me that you have never been to California. All of you MLJers need to make the trip.
Why weren’t clown and I notified of this hiring? The MLJ-Rooney Rule clearly states, in no uncertain terms that, and I quote, “An African-American candidate shall be given priority over the hiring of yet another white devil honkey person, and as such, Tampa Bo shall receive said job offer, circumventing the hiring process so we don’t get sued and shit by the NAACP.”
Sorry, Intern CRM. Tampa, welcome to the fold.
/CRM’s 2009 sucks
I’m still waiting for Gonzo’s 2008 recap post.
Thanks Rex.
/Hangs up on Jesse Jackson
Cal-i-fornia? Where is this mystical land you speak of?
/midwested
CRM, I just found out that my GF’s brother writes for the UFC. I don’t really understand how you write for the UFC, but he does.
pki – is your girlfriend’s brother’s name Thomas Gerbasi? He’s got three article/posts on the front page of UFC.com.
i wasnt consulted either…
then again, i could give two shits less about what the coffee squire calls himself.
No. He writes for the television show. Now granted, I don’t really watch UFC, but apparently there is a reality show? He isn’t the lead writer or anything, but he is in the credits.
I knew that shit was fake.
Correction CRM he is actually a producer.
Yeah I don’t get that either. All reality shows have writers if you watch the credits. Except for Bromance. Those words come straight from the heart.
Ive only watched 5 minutes of Bromance and I wanted to kill MTV. What ever happened to Alternative Nation and Headbangers ball with Matt Pinfield. Damn you “survivor” Damn you.
/runs away crying.
Tampa, didn’t you mean to say “What ever happened to Yo MTV Raps?”
I miss 120 minutes and Club MTV.
Holy crap, totally forgot about Club MTV! Wasn’t the State on MTV as well?
SG- Whats on lifetime right now?
Clown- 120 Minutes was bomb.
I miss the grind.
/CRM
I miss Alan Hunter and Martha Quinn.
/Roman
Damn straight The State was on MTV. Great show.
I miss Puck
/NickP
//sincere
Tampa, I have no idea what’s on Lifetime. I’m listening the the Stern replay.
CRM paid 3 grand…Hef and I have children and we don’t care about clown’s and Rex’s and any others kids claimed or unclaimed…so welcome to the fold CRM..I can’t wait until you move to the city and become an obnoxious asshole…