Good Evening, friends of excellence. It was another glorious day here at the three letter. Sorry you’re stuck with me tonight, but Stigs slacked off and forgot to take care of his business.
We talked a lot of baseball today as CC signed with the evil empire, Kerry Wood got small pox, and the Mets signed a guy to come in during the ninth inning of games that were blown in the seventh and eighth inning. NickP evaluated the Ramon Hernandez trade, and we officially learned that Sparty’s a fraud. Also, Rex wrote something about something.
There’s a bunch of games on tonight and we just found out that the Suns traded for Jason Richardson. We’ll try to keep you updated.
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I like the Suns trade.
First! Air Jordan finally making some moves. Guess no one wants Kris Kamen.
probably not. maybe someone wants chris kaman though
Damn, quiet night round here. Everyone blew their wad when we were talking about pot.
never heard of that guy.
Slow ’round here tonight.
[spits chaw]
yep
[spits chaw too]
it’s slow all right
didja see my baseball card
Nice work, Mikey.
it got picked apart a bit though…too many 20s and 50s…some said it wasnt authentic enough…it would need to be all benjamins to be proper’d
if anyone wants to go to the library for me at 9 that would be appreciated.
fetch i will
/book it
//pun intended
go for it mikey, there probably will be some hot chicks there. there’s one in my group that isn’t too bad.
stigs sucks
Agreed.
Fuck you, Fuck you Fuck you, Your Cool (Points at the deceased Gonzo) Fuck you, Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you ain’t that bad either (nods towards Fetch), and Fuck you.
there, it is out of my system.
with what? stigs sucking or hot chicks at the library?
i feel better now.
there you go buddy…welcome home
your=you’re
/fuck ass
And of course Gonzo is cool..he is dead..dead bodies are never warm
I was hiding behind Gonzo’s corpse, so I think I dodged a bullet.
Sparty, was one of those directed at me? I’m just an intern! I don’t know any better.
Stupid intern.
ronny paulino to the Phillies.
been a long few days….had to blow off some steam.
You could’ve just done what Fetch does and gone and banged some random guy.
hef will you be offended if i have a Christmas-themed post tomorrow?
of course not. we celebrate both.
well, i am going to go try and bang the wife, but most likely i will find myself flying solo…gnight, ya fuckin jerks.
My wife isn’t Jewish, Fetch.
Christmas-themed comment generator it is.
When you say you celebrate both, do you mean you celebrate neither, Hef?
what happened to the snow?
sheesh, sparty’s in a mood this evening.
Man, the Nets are getting their asses kicked tonight.
/still working on fandom
Nick, we read about the Maccabes, we give out gifts, we light a menorah, and we wake up Christmas morning and talk about that other fraud.
Christmas is easier when you remove religion from it.
What does any of that mean Hef? Can you tell me?
/sincere
I don’t understand your comment.
Me either.
/sincere
Did you mean /sincere like sincere or like “sincere” or like really totally sincere?
like…. tell me about Christmas
A dude knocked up his girlfriend and blamed it on an angel. Their kid was worshiped as a god ever since.
/the end
Didnt Santa turn water into wine?
Mets getting JJ Putz..trade Heilman ..bunch of other dudes..sick
http://www.metsblog.com/2008/12/10/relief-pitcher-mets-in-serious-talks-for-putz/
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I want the Reds to get Franklin Gutierrez. He’s fucking awesome.
I thought Tatis turned water into wine.
/Roman’d
Defensively, Gutierrez is one of the top 4 center fielders in the game.
And he played right field all year.
FUCK.
fuck, the Rays traded Edwin Jackson (shitty replacement level pitcher) for Matt Joyce.
Just incredible. The rich get richer.
Jackson at least has upside. More importantly I want to rail this chick in my group ontop of the table were studying on.
dude, that JJ Putz would be a big trade for NYM. the Brewers could use Putz probably.
they keep showing a montage of cars crashing in the ditch on the news. good comedy right thurr.
Don’t really wanna give up Endy just because, but we definitely need the bullpen help…and if we get rid of Heilman in the process that’s just awesome.
Yeah, but can any of those people pitch?
They can?
The fuck is a K-Rod?
Shit.
/Marlins fan’d
They should have got Brandon Morrow.
rek..I love Endy…but Reed can field the same way and be our fifth OF…what did the Mets really give up..Heilman who sucks, a fifth OF, a minor league 1B that can hit and not field and Joe Smith who can’t get lefties out…I love Endy..really but the guy is what he is…we will find other gutty Replacement level players to love…JJ Putz will help us win
Don’t know too much about Reed, but figured he’d be an equal replacement for Endy…glad Heilman’s gone…Joe Smith was too inconsistent, but I wanted to really like the guy…pretty sure I like this deal…and at least we still have
TatisGodTatis.Mets suck.
I’m druuuuuunnnnkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
go to bed…
[best comment ever'd] Slow ’round here tonight.
[spits chaw][/best comment ever'd]
seriously. i picture Brian Doyle Murray spitting watermelon seeds into his hand while giving campground prices in Vacation.
where is everyone? it’s only 3:00am.
/had a gooood night