Giants 8, Cowboys 20: Last night’s football game between the Jortsey Flukeball Giants and the 5-time Super Bowl Champion America’s Team Dallas Cowboys was very satisfying on many personal levels. First of all, it was nice to see Tony Romo torch the Giants to the tune of 20-30 for 244 yards and 2 TDs. That the Giants got away with multiple late hits and unsportsmanlike conduct penalties on Romo will probably be something that the commissioner will have to address at another time. It was great to see on Yahoo!’s box score page that Derrick Ward was New Jersey’s “top performer” with 14 carries for 64 yards. Ha! It was great to see the Giants being shut out with no offensive touchdowns and Dallas setting a world record* with 8 sacks. DeMarcus Ware had 3 sacks to up in season total to 19 and he definitely has the NFL record in his sights. What’s great about Ware is that he isn’t ghey and had buttsecks with someone from Mississippi, so he won’t be given the record in a fraudlike manner.
What makes the victory so much better is the occasional delusional Giants fan. Of course, they won’t mention that Fidel Goodell tried to make sure that the ‘Boys would come out with a loss by being called for 11 mostly bullshit penalties for 108 definite bullshit yards. In summation, the Giants and their fans are homos. So sayeth Barack.
Bucs 10, Falcons 13: I really think that Matt Ryan has the most legit case for being NFL MVP. He freakin’ took Atlanta from the depths of NFL hell – so much so that they were on the verge of being relegated to the Arena Football League. Don’t give me any bullshit about Peyton Manning or Adrian Peterson or Kurt Warner. Manning has been given half of his victories by other teams and Peterson plays with a bunch of cheating roider roidfaces.
Chargers 22, Chefs 21: I have soft spot in my heart for the Chargers because one of my high school classmates played with LaDainian at TCU, so I feel obliged to inform you that San Diego came back to win this game in the 4th quarter after being behind for most of the game. Other than that, this game is irrelevant to most, although TBL will probably have them 3rd in his weekly power rankings.
Steelers 13, Ravens 9: Evidently, the big controversy over this game was a “was it or wasn’t it?” touchdown at the end of the game by the Steelers. I don’t think there was enough video evidence to overturn the call on the field, but that’s why I don’t make the big bucks like those NFL replay refs. I really feel for the Ravens and their fans. I hope they don’t get all upset and shit and come to Dallas hoping to ruin the Cowboys playoff hopes. Fuckers.
Some other games that no one gives a shit about happened. Info here.
*possibly not a world record
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As fraudy as the NFC LEast has proven to be, I’m wondering if the Bengals can join. The AFC North is a little too smashmouth for my guys. I’d prefer they join the sissified confines of the NFC LEast.
Good win by the Bungles over the Racists, NickP and Hef. The NFC Beast doesn’t really claim them.
I might take a liking to this guy after all.
I hope the Ravens’ loss fires them up and they crush the Cowgirls playoff hopes…we need all the help we can get.
Thanks clown. Hef and I stole a bottle of Roman’s Cab and celebrated.
Rek-yes the Ravens need to rape the cowboys.
Bears suck.
Cowboys suck more.
Cowboys suck
moreeach other.Rex sucks the most.
That’s where my bottle of Cab went…fuck you guys..I needs that to drown my anger and sorrow..now poor Mrs. Roman took the brunt of it all
/by brunt I mean whining and crying that My NFC EAST Champion World Champion New York Football Giants lost a mostly meaningless divisional game giving Dallas false hope
Mrs. Roman is a saint!
Rex is a poop face.
God, this post has been up forever.
clown-enjoy losing on the final day to the eagles and being knocked out of the playoffs..
Nah.
you’re right, that won’t be fun for you.