I wish I were back in sunny Green Bay where it's always a balmy 72 degrees. Also, I'm a fraud.
Good morning all. With Clown pulling up lame half way through the morning, I took it upon myself to finish the work that his lazy ass was unable to complete. You see, he’s a man without a work ethic. A man without honor. A man without a penis. I’m not afraid to say it…I’m pretty sure Clown is a woman.
At any rate, there were a ton of important games yesterday. Feel free to use the word “fraud” as liberally as possible. Like I did in the picture here. Nice work, huh?
Patriots 47, Cardinals 7: Did I call it or did I call it? I believe I said, in response to some asshole’s prediction that the Pats would win 28-20, “If the Cardinals score 20 points in the snow, on the road, in Foxborough, I’ll buy you a beard waxing kit.” The Pats can make the playoffs with a win next week and either a Baltimore or Miami loss.
Giants 34, Panthers 28: Good game. Great matchup. Probably going to be the NFC Championship game. The Panthers are good. Real good. But they couldn’t take down the champs.
Seahawks 13, Jets 3: Repeat after me: Brett Favre is a fraud and he’s going to miss the playoffs because he’s old and fraudy. Two picks on the day for the greatest living interception thrower of our era.
Redskins 10, Eagles 3: I guess we were all spared the sight of two Philly championships in the same year. Which is nice. Way to shit the bed Iggles. The loss moves Dallas into the 6 spot with Philly a half game back.
Dolphins 38, Chiefs 31: The goddamn Chiefs had it. They had it. They fucking had it. But they couldn’t hold onto it. So now, the Dolphins actually have a chance of making the playoffs after going 1-15 last year. Please let them lose to the Jets next week. Do you hear me god?
blasphemy!!!!!
Did clown tear his labia? Again?
What a fucking game! The Champs did not lay down like dogs unlike the following Frauds:
Jets
Cowfags
Iggles
Donkeys
Buccaneers
That is all.
John Kasey had a great game for the Giants last night.
I thought Obama won?
Do the Dolphins control their own destiny?
Nick, no more than you or I…
If the Dolphins win, they win the AFC East.
clown: A simple yes would suffice. Also, I was hoping you’d be writing this morning QS to give Hef’s dramatic fantasy choke job its due glory.
It was pretty dramatic. Still, you’re looking up at me in the final standings…whore.
sorry, nick.
/runs away crying because Nick attacked my answer
/runs away crying because clown’s crying and hef’s ahead of me in the standings.
Brett Favre is a fraud and he’s going to miss the playoffs because he’s old and fraudy.
/repeat’d
I’ve never been so happy in my life then why I saw the Seahawks score that final field goal in the 4th. What a glorious day. I frauded all over the inside of my frauds.
The Jets/Seahawks game was the perfect combination of both Favre and Mangini doing everything in their powers to lose. Made for a very entertaining game to watch.