I won’t truly respect the LA Lakers until they face a tougher schedule than the Cavs (.501 for the Lakers, .504 for the Cavs) and they win all the games in a 5-game stretch where their opponents are a collective 36-64 and their bench doesn’t give up big leads to shitty teams like the Pacers. Or maybe when they can play defense. Or not be a bunch of fudge-packing, fleshy fun-bridge lickers.
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my favorite tag yet
Butler is gonna roll Ohio State this weekend. Cavs are frauds. Carry on.
consider on carried.
Fucking Cavs.
the snow is so pretty….
Remember when Kobe led USA Basketball from LeBronze to Gold and lit a fire under the Icon’s belly? That was awesome.
Hey Spence, I have never been to an OSU basketball game. Will I get shit thrown at me for wearing an AJ Graves jersey in the OSU student section?
The aslyums are running the patient!
/Yakov’d
rick…probably not. i mean, who gives a shit about college basketball enough to maim someone? football, i can see, but not really poorly played, organized basketball games.
Remember when Kobe played like dogshit the entire Olympics until he hit like 2 shots in the 2nd half of the gold medal game?
That was awesome.
Do they sell adult beverages at Value City college games?
clown…i remember kobe raping that chick in colorado and paying her to shut up.
/about as related to the topic as some discussion of the olympics.
spencer-i heard that Maryland fans threw bottles at Carlos Boozer’s mom and the Cole Field House.
Did your source tell you that?
I know it’s tough to handle, but Kobe > LeBron
/American Academy of Science for Winners and Not Necessarily Stateside Marketing Because Kobe is the Real International Star
You know what I haven’t had in a while? Big League Chew.
/Peter Griffin’d
sparty…they must be fantastic judges of character.
if i could do it, i’d sneak in a bag of cinder blocks to throw at that decietful fuck.
D Wade was the best player in the Olympics, and it’s not really up for discussion.
sure he may be better at winning with shaq, but he’s not a better basketball player no matter how many “tools” he has. production is production and kobe doesn’t produce like lebron.
What did Carlos Boozer’s Mom do to you Spencer? Spread her legs and help create Carlos?
Rick, I’d go old-school and rock a Jermaine Guice jersey.
Rick, no beer, sorry. Flasks only.
Renault produces more cars than Porsche, therefore Renault > Porsche.
/spencer096
Shocking!
http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/8917432/McDyess-back-in-Detroit-a-month-after-being-traded
Camelpack must be cleaned and refilled, I fear. Good lookin out.
Corkscrew fadeaway bricks > Easy dunks
/clown
rick, does the camelpack work good for mixers? does it plug the line or anything?
I have no problem with Kobe tinkering with his J instead of relying on the ol’ bullrushing the lane.
see, the production matters in basketball because IT’S A GAME TO SEE WHO CAN PRODUCE THE MOST.
“kobe should get 10 extra points per game just because he can ’score more ways,’ even though he manages to do so in an incredibly inefficient manner”
/clown
Stigs, simply insert a fifth of Jack into camelpack, buy soda, run the tube down your sleeves. The only bad part is you have to buy soda. My buddy used to do this in college but get free soda because he said he was the DD.
You all remember when Tayshaun Prince won the USA a gold medal? They didn’t win it until he was on the team.
I thought it was Coach K that won them a gold.
That’s because Tayshaun Prince always plays hungry…
Peter King now has a Teboner.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/peter_king/12/09/afcnorth/1.html