I’m off work all week and couldn’t be more bored. I’ve been going to the gym, catching up on some Holiday Christmas shopping, and running errands. But when I’m home, there isn’t shit to do. There isn’t shit on TV during the day. I stumbled upon Transformers earlier and left that on in the background because of my love for Megan Fox. The blond girl in the movie (pictured with Megan Fox) is smoking hot as well. Her stupid accent in the movie makes her sound dumber but look hotter to me. Yeah, I don’t get it either.
Since I have been off all week, I haven’t been reading too many blogs. Of course I read this blog, because it’s the greatest ever. It’s much harder for me to sit and read blogs on my own time. It just seems like the right thing to do at work while I’m getting paid to kill time. Anywho, I got home from the gym around noon (CST) today, and saw the rumors of an Erin Andrews/David Wright sex tape. Surprisingly, TBL is showing restraint before shooting from the hip on this one. Bernard Berrian, you were not so lucky. Sorry buddy.
I sent an email to the all-knowing Intern CRM and asked him if he thinks it’s real. Here was his response:
As you may have heard, The Big Lead is not going to talk about the possible threeway with David Wright and EA. Sorry boys, don’t mean to crush your deepest masturbatory fantasies, but we here at MLJ are toeing the company line and screaming: “Bullshit.” We’re not even going to bother talking about the possible sexcapades of America’s Sideline Princess. Why bother talking about something that so obviously isn’t real? You know those guys that talk about Big Foot? Fucking MORONS. We’re all about Real Talk here. Anything Ed Werder reports from Valley Ranch – we’ll run it. But wild unsubstantiated rumors? What is this, ESPN?
Wow. So you’re telling me there’s a chance. Since I haven’t seen the tape yet, and Yahoo Answers (rapidshare file is bullshit, supposedly) says it’s real, I still hold hope for it being real. Anyways, I’m sure Rex has found the tape and has watched it a few times, so hopefully he’ll weigh in with his opinion on the matter.
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Jim Boeheim loses his patience with a hot mic after suffering the last second loss to Cleveland State at home.
The smoking hot twins, who happen to be synchronized swimmers have made their debut on the Brazilian MTV.
Ken Rosenthal thinks that Rafael Furcal will head Back to Atlanta. In other MLB news, the Phillies re-signed Jamie Moyer to a 2 year deal.
Need gift ideas for a loved one. The Hawaii chair is perfect for sitting and sculpting.
Since we love Andy Samberg here at MLJ, here are the Top 10 Digital Shorts of All-time.
This poor woman was booted out of Giants stadium for having ginormous breasts. I guess Michael Strahan still has some pull around there.
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/realistic’d
Thought those were both weak, especially #5. I’d instead go with “Please Don’t Cut My Testicles” w/ Tom Hanks, the one where Andy Samberg makes out with a dog, or the one where Andy gets shot to that Imogen Heap song (”Dear Sister”).
I beg of you all to run out and purchase Hot Rod today.
Also, Space Olympics and Ras Trent…get rid of “Punched before eating” and “Lettuce.” IMO.
I dont wanna sound gay, but my Snuggies arrived last night. They are like a wizards cloak, and I got two book lights. Me=badass.
What is up with this Berrian thing? Why haven’t I heard about this until today?
Natalie Raps was funny to me. The lettuce one? Not so much.
Yahoo Answers?! Genius!
CRM: I can vouch for Hot Rod’s greatness.
i love that Yahoo Answers says DW went ATM on Erin Andrews. fucking priceless.
tampa – I know. Who mentioned that earlier again?
pki – It’s because you vanished. And it was a Friday afternoon.
Lazy Sunday is my favorite.
Hawkeye, I don’t know Im going to have to look at that thread again.
pki- you wont hear about it because TBL was drunk, and too busy posting about stories that are gossipy that he hopes people wont talk about. It’s a vicous cycle.
pki, here’s the story.
http://thebiglead.com/?p=8864
got it. Thanks guys.
I will probably be disappearing more often now. This new job requires me to work and stuff.
excuses, excuses, pki!