Hey kids! This box full of shit also works as a metaphor!
I blame myself. That’s right. I – like most of Idiot America – went to see Four Christmases this weekend with my girlfriend. I’m nothing if not a good boyfriend. She wanted to see it and as you know, I’m a sucker for a good Romantic Comedy. I saw Made of Honor in theaters. I recently viewed The Holiday. I’ve seen Love Actually a million times. I’m a little girl. Whatever.
Four Christmases sucked balls. It was horrendous. There was one funny part that wasn’t in the commercials. And that’s not saying much, because the commercials weren’t very funny. The one humorous part involved Jon Favreau and his wife playing Taboo.
But do you think the sold out, 400 seat theatre was quiet? Nooooo. The place was packed full of idiots laughing their asses off. It made me sick. There was one guy sitting right behind me who thought the movie was just about the funniest thing he’d ever seen. These people were dying when Vince Vaughn fell off the roof of his father’s house. Not that they hadn’t seen the exact scene 100 times previously on television. People would have thrown up from laughing so hard if someone had put a rerun of America’s Funniest Home Videos on.
I should have known when – I am not making this up – people were laughing at the Frank-fucking-Caliendo DirectTV-Seinfeld-commercial before the previews. Holy shit does that guy suck. And so does every person who thinks Frank Caliendo is funny.
drop the fact that you have a girlfriend more times in the first paragraph.
How does anyone with a penis even type these words?
Twice? Talk about beating a dead horse!
CRMs don’t do list .
Pizzeria Uno
Four Christmases
CRM, I think you’re the one with the bad taste in movies, and you’re blaming your girlfriend just to make yourself look better. Shame on you.
If you want to see another overrated, incredibly boring movie, go see Quantum of Solace.
has there been a coup at MLJ and the intern’s taken over?
I like it.
Bingo! He does this shit every time he rants.
Madagascar 2 is pretty solid.
I saw Bolt with my family this weekend. Of course, my daughter was terrible and made a scene. We’ll try again in 6 years.
Future Mrs. CRM gets no blame here. Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon get all the blame.
Clown, be honest, is your daughter really that badly behaved? You know that means you’re a bad parent, right?
hey everybody! come check out the single chick telling the dad he’s a bad parent!
/kidding
I think she’s a demon, but her grandparents say that she’s active to an ultrahigh level.
But, sure, I’ll take the blame.
/spinster’d
ive seen love, actually…could be worse.
head makes it better.
So you spawned a demon child? Awesome!
i think my kid is the milk mans. too well behaved to be mine.
I heard dwight yoakum is in this movie, that should count for something. That being said, my girlfriend knew I wouldn’t see it so she went while I was at the Arkansas-LSU game.
Ark Miracle on Markham 2! Casey Dick went out like a G.
Not as good as the last one Tampa, but it’s always nice to beat LSU. The weather was pretty brutal this time around too. There is word flying around that Casey thought it was 3rd down and almost spiked the ball to stop the clock. Good too see him go out on a high note though.
Petrino>>>>Nutt
Not yet but possibly. Nutts guys fucking balled this season.
This movie was a big steaming pile of crap, and I feel that I am actually being “too kind” in saying only this.
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